Strange queer man shocks my bitch ass by ordering in fluent grey muzzle.

Yes, wanna tuck in and get warm?

What if you pull a dominant ratatouille situation

What a coincidence I believe that I could help with this!

Giving you the best thing I can think of
An air tight alibi

I mean there's MNFurs depending on how you feel about it!
I am also new to the area and just figuring things out lol

Well yeah but that's the post dinner dessert.

You know how people like to roll the after dinner mint on their tongue?

That gets to be you!

Getting a tipsy little table ornament that runs around and tasked with dipping chips or holding up snacks or fetching napkins, getting dangerously close to teeth every time they do their best!

As a reward you see.

Given little tastes of alcohol off the tip of a claw as a tip.

I'm having some absolutely feral notions is this a safe space

Oh. Yeah that's my accent.

Shame I'm not on Balmung much because the opportunity to bump into her would be a treat!

Holding her under her shoulders and showing her off to everyone like my prized child

Accidentally drooling every time your sharp toothed friends start eating and talking

Not to mention the audio stin of crushing popsicle sticks between my teeth

Okay but like. Sure I could accidentally grab the Brelly
But what about setting the Brelly on the Popsicle
Just getting to watch as I chomp closer and closer and there is less Popsicle and more Brelly

Like "yes I'm glad I have new antlers and am happy I'm taller but the amount of shirts I have destroyed and how many times I hit my head on lights and doorways is driving me mad."
Love a little (or a lot of) inconvenience.

And then he screams WHAT IS THIS???
Before getting knuckle deep in a smoker's lung that's going to be used for transplant.