Scree
@screemonster.bsky.social
Some sort of awful gremlin
not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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Tories: I hate young people and their obsession with pronouns
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tories: I hate young people and their obsession with pronouns
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
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its actually ok to hurt or mock people if they're bad! [phone rings] oh let me get that [talking on phone with concerned look] mmhm. oh. i see. mmhm. ok. thank you. bye [hangs up phone] turns out the definition of "bad" just changed again. weird how that keeps happening! oh well, back to hurting
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
its actually ok to hurt or mock people if they're bad! [phone rings] oh let me get that [talking on phone with concerned look] mmhm. oh. i see. mmhm. ok. thank you. bye [hangs up phone] turns out the definition of "bad" just changed again. weird how that keeps happening! oh well, back to hurting
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November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Commission for @screemonster.bsky.social of their Kobold jester doing a magic trick! It's just like that scene from Zoolander, but vore!
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Commission for @screemonster.bsky.social of their Kobold jester doing a magic trick! It's just like that scene from Zoolander, but vore!
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
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Looking out at the sheer amount of witchposting going on today
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Looking out at the sheer amount of witchposting going on today
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![i don't do well in situations
[pic of an opossum riding a goose]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreicmjribxf6xcbm2moiui73ablckawiir5z5pki5ypb3rjsdksml5u@jpeg)
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have a witchy day 💫
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
have a witchy day 💫
Lord save me from the scourge that is "polite" drivers
YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY. THERE IS NOBODY BEHIND YOU. FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOVE
YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY. THERE IS NOBODY BEHIND YOU. FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOVE
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Lord save me from the scourge that is "polite" drivers
YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY. THERE IS NOBODY BEHIND YOU. FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOVE
YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY. THERE IS NOBODY BEHIND YOU. FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOVE
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when a pencil sees a school desk
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
when a pencil sees a school desk
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October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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And yet more monsters.
This time we have:
Hanti, @screemonster.bsky.social, @rakhan.bsky.social, & @rakule.bsky.social
This time we have:
Hanti, @screemonster.bsky.social, @rakhan.bsky.social, & @rakule.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
And yet more monsters.
This time we have:
Hanti, @screemonster.bsky.social, @rakhan.bsky.social, & @rakule.bsky.social
This time we have:
Hanti, @screemonster.bsky.social, @rakhan.bsky.social, & @rakule.bsky.social
They're taking the rabbits to isengard
(Art by clawdore!)
(Art by clawdore!)
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
They're taking the rabbits to isengard
(Art by clawdore!)
(Art by clawdore!)
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Potion of Haunted Buttcheeks
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Potion of Haunted Buttcheeks
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Spell Tome: Strip Wife
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Spell Tome: Strip Wife
Get bunnied, idiot
Spell Tome: Change Commoner
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Get bunnied, idiot
I saw this logo and my brain just went "wwwellllcommmmm to the liiiiiiiight coreedorr"
![Tweet from bombsfall
"When these guys closed down it was a huge blow to grame development. Nowadays basically nobody makes grames."
[Infogrames logo of a rainbow armadillo]
"Their grames weren't just fun, they were informative. And gramers loved them for it."
[Alternate Infogrames logo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jhdja52shoi5t5ijd7etztti/bafkreia5rgqzf7v2u3nf2xhtgllt4sdwujlmyjlteqzkydpcvm4qqdxb2i@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I saw this logo and my brain just went "wwwellllcommmmm to the liiiiiiiight coreedorr"
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- live in warrens or thick plant growth
- skittish but short temper
- 3/4 ass by volume
- probably wish they were a bigger scarier creature
- loafus
- skittish but short temper
- 3/4 ass by volume
- probably wish they were a bigger scarier creature
- loafus
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
- live in warrens or thick plant growth
- skittish but short temper
- 3/4 ass by volume
- probably wish they were a bigger scarier creature
- loafus
- skittish but short temper
- 3/4 ass by volume
- probably wish they were a bigger scarier creature
- loafus
isn't this a plot from the old world of darkness books about how they got rid of an ancient vampire
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
isn't this a plot from the old world of darkness books about how they got rid of an ancient vampire
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20 year old authoritatively and incorrectly describing something to you, that you experienced first hand, has been deployed to your location
October 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
20 year old authoritatively and incorrectly describing something to you, that you experienced first hand, has been deployed to your location
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quick PSA for those who need it!
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
quick PSA for those who need it!
God I have a tune stuck in my head
Unfortunately it is the main menu music for a zx spectrum game I got off the front of a magazine when I was a kid
Unfortunately it is the main menu music for a zx spectrum game I got off the front of a magazine when I was a kid
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
God I have a tune stuck in my head
Unfortunately it is the main menu music for a zx spectrum game I got off the front of a magazine when I was a kid
Unfortunately it is the main menu music for a zx spectrum game I got off the front of a magazine when I was a kid