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My Dad lacks confidence as a hardware store Santa, but he is greatly admired by his subordinates. He has Lowes Elf Esteem
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My Dad lacks confidence as a hardware store Santa, but he is greatly admired by his subordinates. He has Lowes Elf Esteem
i’m spending my christmas holiday thinking about mark cubans opinions
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i’m spending my christmas holiday thinking about mark cubans opinions
now watching
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
now watching
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
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do u think dickens busted fat ropes
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
do u think dickens busted fat ropes
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
singing it to the tune of youtu.be/74B5kMLNd5Q?...
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
singing it to the tune of youtu.be/74B5kMLNd5Q?...
i’d want to lay low until everyone just forgot about me but i guess im built different
It feels like people are desperately seeking reasons to still think she sucks even though the facts don't bear that out. If hundreds of millions of people were saying something false about me and it ruined my life, I would want to respond!
Yeah okay but I don't think going to the New York Times about this is a good strategy for making this problem go away.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i’d want to lay low until everyone just forgot about me but i guess im built different
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Mary Cumstain
Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912
Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mary Cumstain
Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912
Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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rush hour opening weekend in benton harbor, it was a raucous audience to begin with but when jackie chan hit the “wassup my n****” line the place EXPLODED
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
rush hour opening weekend in benton harbor, it was a raucous audience to begin with but when jackie chan hit the “wassup my n****” line the place EXPLODED
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5 minutes after the family goes on an errand & leaves me home alone
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
5 minutes after the family goes on an errand & leaves me home alone
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
brb asking my doctor about Bimzelx
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
brb asking my doctor about Bimzelx
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
i think the worst part is the murders tbh
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i think the worst part is the murders tbh
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire