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Frannicus
@frannicus.bsky.social
your friend with the rhetoric
professor of haunted doll-ogy (doll hauntology) (actually a really beleaguered small town department chair, send help)
aka tesseractive on other platforms
e/em pronouns
In a small voice: also wrestling
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Agile Development was invented in the Soviet Union.
June 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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How is this a Thursday? This has been the most Friday day in ages
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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My mom is sending me these memes from a different country
June 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i did think the fangs were like a straw, yes
did you grow up thinking

a. draculas bite you and suck the blood from the wound using their mouths

b. draculas bite you and siphon the blood up through holes in their fangs
May 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I heard someone on a podcast recently say, "Ha! Remember VLC?" and I was like, "REMEMBER? Isn't that something everyone uses 12 hours a day?
May 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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This is so deeply true, I can't even say.

As a long-time technologist, the number of times people have said to me "well, we'll just automate that" and I have to respond "OK...what exactly would you like to automate?" And they can't even begin to explain their processes.
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i think this would spice things up at the magic the gathering table
April 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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For the Monday morning crowd: a 🧵on how to appeal your NEH grant termination. Please share with NEH grantees.

I also summarized in a shareable google doc, available here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
April 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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“Everyone has their own method of coping, some more effective, or self-destructive, than others...” He gives you a meaningful look.
April 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Do I seem like a person who was obsessed with Judy Chicago in college? Because I was.
March 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The abuser’s classic playbook is to isolate you from your friends, create a sense of helplessness, make it difficult to connect with others and force you to simply think about your survival from one day to the next. We are seeing that playbook applied to the nation as a whole.
March 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Murderbot's pronouns are so it/its that the Japanese translator had to create an entirely new first-person pronoun for it: 弊機 (one among many amazing and interesting translation choices that I swear I'm going to write about one of these days).
I keep seeing people say that Murderbot refers to itself as "she/her" in the books (you know, the ones I wrote). Could someone comment with a quote (from the books I wrote) or point me (the writer) to where that is? Maybe I can clear up the confusion. In the books. Which I wrote.
March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
never. My spouse told me to turn north the other day and I laughed out loud at them. We've been together for over 20 years and not once have I had more than a 25% chance at knowing which way is north.
poll the audience:

do you have an internal compass or sense of direction? do you generally know where you are in relation to the cardinal directions? outside? inside?
March 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i gotta get a vpn don't i.
March 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Hey wait I think I have the perfect response to this.
March 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Let's be honest. The hour we skip tonight is going to be the best hour anybody experiences in 2025
March 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I’m not a producer but if I was I would start every meeting by getting people to plot their status on this
March 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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there is no amount of sacrifices of vulnerable groups of people you can make to the ghouls to get them to view the rest of you as human and all the sacrificing will do is be enough moral injury to turn you into ghouls
For no reason whatsoever, looking at this “give up trans/Black/disabled people,” I am reminded of all the attempts to compromise with Confederates ahead of secession amounted to “what if we pretended that Lincoln didn’t win the election and just gave up all of the opposition to slavery”
March 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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You can hire actual PhDs at a steep discount to this. Traditionally, you don't even have to treat or feed them very well
Source: OpenAI executives have told some investors about plans for a $2,000/month agent, a $10,000/month agent for coding, and a $20,000/month PhD-level agent (The Information)

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March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM