Full Metal Puppy Girl
@fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social
You can call me Fluffy Cryptid,30s/they/she. Oh no pronouns in bio what will they learn.
Or maybe I'm actually the actor who played a boy wizard, ignore my tits.
Mostly SFW but sometimes NSFW so minors will be blocked on site
Or maybe I'm actually the actor who played a boy wizard, ignore my tits.
Mostly SFW but sometimes NSFW so minors will be blocked on site
Pinned
This is honestly still my favorite mini I've ever painted.
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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This is what ally ship looks like to me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is what ally ship looks like to me.
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Found the best tote bag. Fuck TERFs, trans rights forever! 🏳️⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Found the best tote bag. Fuck TERFs, trans rights forever! 🏳️⚧️
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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He won the idgaf war
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He won the idgaf war
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Guys shit I. I dunno what to do. I just got back from a hunting trip with my best friend Dick Cheney and um. You might wanna sit down
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Guys shit I. I dunno what to do. I just got back from a hunting trip with my best friend Dick Cheney and um. You might wanna sit down
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this one’s doing numbers in the mattyg fan club gc. peter thiel gave it two fires. musk gave it a 💯react
I don't think it helps the debate about what Democrats should do to pick an obscure thing that some Democrat somewhere may have said -- like on teaching eighth grade algebra -- and then attribute it to Democrats generally.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
this one’s doing numbers in the mattyg fan club gc. peter thiel gave it two fires. musk gave it a 💯react
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rip to this weak old guy that this post seems to have taken the life of somehow
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
rip to this weak old guy that this post seems to have taken the life of somehow
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One last vampire bunny doodle since someone on Tumblr said they liked him :3
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One last vampire bunny doodle since someone on Tumblr said they liked him :3
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Mr. Yellow Jellyfish came back with reinforcements. The reinforcements also had their asses kicked
November 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mr. Yellow Jellyfish came back with reinforcements. The reinforcements also had their asses kicked
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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Love 2 be drone striked by people playing six degrees of Kevin Bacon
This three-hops theory is especially insane. Even if you assume each person is connected to only 100 other people, there are 1m people within three hops of every suspected drug trafficker—and remember that even *known* drug traffickers aren’t legitimate targets. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Love 2 be drone striked by people playing six degrees of Kevin Bacon
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Theres twink death that results in weight gain and theres twink death that results in a new woman
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Theres twink death that results in weight gain and theres twink death that results in a new woman
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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1. This morning, a flurry of movement in federal rulemaking signals Trump's intent to ban transgender youth care nationwide.
If these rules go into effect, the administration may be successful in doing so.
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If these rules go into effect, the administration may be successful in doing so.
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Trump Admin Attempts To Ban Trans Youth Care Nationwide With New Federal Rules
Three new rules pushed by the Trump administration may serve as the next wave of a federal crackdown on trans youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
1. This morning, a flurry of movement in federal rulemaking signals Trump's intent to ban transgender youth care nationwide.
If these rules go into effect, the administration may be successful in doing so.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
If these rules go into effect, the administration may be successful in doing so.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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The @nytimes.com is sugarcoating internment camps like the trump regime mouthpiece they are. They've been normalizing and sane-washing dictatorships since their puff pieces in support of Adolf Hitler.
Check out the book Buried by the Times if you don't believe me.
Check out the book Buried by the Times if you don't believe me.
Is America ready for "Accountability Centers"? According to proponents, they are not quite prison, but you can't leave.
"In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape" www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/u...
"In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape" www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/u...
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The @nytimes.com is sugarcoating internment camps like the trump regime mouthpiece they are. They've been normalizing and sane-washing dictatorships since their puff pieces in support of Adolf Hitler.
Check out the book Buried by the Times if you don't believe me.
Check out the book Buried by the Times if you don't believe me.
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don’t care for it
From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
don’t care for it
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He literally said he molested his junior staff because he’s Italian!
Pretty goofy the Cuomo bros are trying to claim Mamdani ran an "identity politics" campaign when Cuomo spent the whole time going "Bada bing it's-a me Mario Cuomo's son saying fuggetabout it to this Muslim who loves 9/11 because he's muslim. Now that's a spicy meatball from me, Mario Cuomo's son."
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He literally said he molested his junior staff because he’s Italian!
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Dune (2021, dir. Dennis Villeneuve)
October 24, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Dune (2021, dir. Dennis Villeneuve)
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We used to have proper movies
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We used to have proper movies
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Great new everyone they’re building the graven image from the commandment “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image”
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Great new everyone they’re building the graven image from the commandment “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image”
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