Mike Spahn
@fistydollars.bsky.social
Mike's just this guy, you know?
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
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UHF (1989)
Se7en (1995) 🔉
Se7en (1995) 🔉
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
UHF (1989)
Se7en (1995) 🔉
Se7en (1995) 🔉
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
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Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
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The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Lost in Random: The Eternal Die courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 8th, 5:30 PM PT
Game is $9.99 on Gamesplanet w/ code RANDOM buff.ly/ql1ya7N
Game is $9.99 on Gamesplanet w/ code RANDOM buff.ly/ql1ya7N
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Lost in Random: The Eternal Die courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 8th, 5:30 PM PT
Game is $9.99 on Gamesplanet w/ code RANDOM buff.ly/ql1ya7N
Game is $9.99 on Gamesplanet w/ code RANDOM buff.ly/ql1ya7N
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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To celebrate the new Abyssal Terrors DLC, we are giving away 5 Steam copies of Brotato and the new Abyssal Terrors DLC to our awesome community:
gleam.io/ZTbra/brotat...
gleam.io/ZTbra/brotat...
Brotato + Abyssal Terrors DLC Giveaway From SteamDeckHQ
Welcome to the SteamDeckHQ giveaway for Brotato to celebrate its newly released DLC: Abyssal Terrors. We have 5 Steam keys of the full game and its new DLC to give away to 5 different people, and with...
gleam.io
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
To celebrate the new Abyssal Terrors DLC, we are giving away 5 Steam copies of Brotato and the new Abyssal Terrors DLC to our awesome community:
gleam.io/ZTbra/brotat...
gleam.io/ZTbra/brotat...
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i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation
October 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation
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Baldur's Gate 3 Hotfix #34 live on Steam including a native Steam Deck build resulting in a more stable framerate, lower loading times, and smoother gameplay store.steampowered.com/news/app/108...
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Baldur's Gate 3 Hotfix #34 live on Steam including a native Steam Deck build resulting in a more stable framerate, lower loading times, and smoother gameplay store.steampowered.com/news/app/108...
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The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
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At this stage, a lot of MAME updates are things like English pub fruit machines or godforsaken 2000s plug'n'play crap, but every now and again you get a goodun.
August 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
At this stage, a lot of MAME updates are things like English pub fruit machines or godforsaken 2000s plug'n'play crap, but every now and again you get a goodun.
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I can't believe he basically got people to Pokemon Go To The Polls.
The crowd at Stop One of the Mamdani scavenger hunt!
August 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I can't believe he basically got people to Pokemon Go To The Polls.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.