Ashcan
@ashcan.bsky.social
name's ash cereza [$LASTNAME], i write sometimes and i take photos slightly more often | 🔞🔞🔞🔞 | she/it | minors and LLM imagery will be blocked | dogslop with catjank characteristics | profile picture by @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social
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one of my first coherent memories is watching news footage of the war in iraq, asking my teachers what it was about, and immediately sending a letter to the white house asking them to stop killing people
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
one of my first coherent memories is watching news footage of the war in iraq, asking my teachers what it was about, and immediately sending a letter to the white house asking them to stop killing people
got my first look at the Hudson River while Anthony Bourdain is on my screen going "I'm a total egg slut," this trip is starting off the right way
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
got my first look at the Hudson River while Anthony Bourdain is on my screen going "I'm a total egg slut," this trip is starting off the right way
this image has destroyed the last of my social standing
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
this image has destroyed the last of my social standing
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I am a chronic post liker. I will like your post. It will mean many things. 'This is good', 'I hear you', 'It gets better', 'This was funny', 'Yahoo', 'Throwing eggs'. You will deal with it. This is our social contract
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am a chronic post liker. I will like your post. It will mean many things. 'This is good', 'I hear you', 'It gets better', 'This was funny', 'Yahoo', 'Throwing eggs'. You will deal with it. This is our social contract
sitting next to an older woman reading a robert galbraith book
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
sitting next to an older woman reading a robert galbraith book
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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thinking about SBMM discourse and I'm wondering if half of the backlash is just a combo of "most people are bad at probability" and "people have outsized memories for losses compared to victories"
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
thinking about SBMM discourse and I'm wondering if half of the backlash is just a combo of "most people are bad at probability" and "people have outsized memories for losses compared to victories"
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Bonus. Her still being a pervert greatly enhances her character
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Bonus. Her still being a pervert greatly enhances her character
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Disaster lesbian Ushiromiya Battler #umineko #whentheycry
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Disaster lesbian Ushiromiya Battler #umineko #whentheycry
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The MechWarrior 5 Black Knight experience
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The MechWarrior 5 Black Knight experience
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new years thoughts
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
new years thoughts
trying to avoid incriminating jokes during tsa pre-check but struggling to think of an alternative to the broad concept of "waiting for something to suddenly change" that isn't violent
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
trying to avoid incriminating jokes during tsa pre-check but struggling to think of an alternative to the broad concept of "waiting for something to suddenly change" that isn't violent
the most beautiful part of otd being completely unvoiced is that you can imagine any arbitrary member of the cast as having a clocky voice
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
the most beautiful part of otd being completely unvoiced is that you can imagine any arbitrary member of the cast as having a clocky voice
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“Anywhere can be paradise as long as you have the will to live. After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy. As long as the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth exist, everything will be all right.”
#OnThisDayInEva
#OnThisDayInEva
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
“Anywhere can be paradise as long as you have the will to live. After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy. As long as the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth exist, everything will be all right.”
#OnThisDayInEva
#OnThisDayInEva
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are you tired, Axafiza
May 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
are you tired, Axafiza
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rakugaki showtime fucking rocks
February 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
rakugaki showtime fucking rocks
as much as xenoblade 2 is not my cup of tea i have been forced to accept that my ideology really does basically revolve around "make a girl cry, that's not gonna fly, make a girl smile, you pass the trial"
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
as much as xenoblade 2 is not my cup of tea i have been forced to accept that my ideology really does basically revolve around "make a girl cry, that's not gonna fly, make a girl smile, you pass the trial"
making the chief justice hold a DVD copy of Umineko No Naku Koro Ni and creating enough overlapping constitutional lawsuits that they all get dropped
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
making the chief justice hold a DVD copy of Umineko No Naku Koro Ni and creating enough overlapping constitutional lawsuits that they all get dropped
I really need to make it clear that this drop occured after one minute and sixteen seconds of buildup in a two minute song
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I really need to make it clear that this drop occured after one minute and sixteen seconds of buildup in a two minute song
one of my galpals told me to focus on the background track at 7:30 and i am losing my goddamn mind
THE MAYOR IS LISTENING
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
one of my galpals told me to focus on the background track at 7:30 and i am losing my goddamn mind
i was going to say "this is the worst beat drop in history" before they followed it up with a second, worse, one
EsDeeKid - 4 Raws (The Chainsmokers Remix)
YouTube video by The Chainsmokers
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i was going to say "this is the worst beat drop in history" before they followed it up with a second, worse, one