kirby air riders get rick quick scheme
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
kirby air riders get rick quick scheme
real men have a little cry about loona disbanding sometimes
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
real men have a little cry about loona disbanding sometimes
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Me: bud can you stop eating grass please
My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Me: bud can you stop eating grass please
My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
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Your email found me but I am not well
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your email found me but I am not well
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the average person commits fraud twice a year, but this is only because of statistical outlier Santos Georg, who should not be counted
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
the average person commits fraud twice a year, but this is only because of statistical outlier Santos Georg, who should not be counted
who could have known the My Leg! guy was so multitalented
Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
who could have known the My Leg! guy was so multitalented
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Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
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america will not stand for a descent into authoritarianism. they will sit and watch
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
america will not stand for a descent into authoritarianism. they will sit and watch
the ones who walk away from omelettes: my vegan journey
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the ones who walk away from omelettes: my vegan journey
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ever eat a kid’s meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents
September 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ever eat a kid’s meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents
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I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
she said 🍌☹️
This is Millie. She's embarrassed by her new hat. Please help her. 13/10 thanks a bunch (IG: millie.the.boxerr)
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
she said 🍌☹️
me: knows they’re losing
me: pays for my place by the ring
me: pays for my place by the ring
August 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
me: knows they’re losing
me: pays for my place by the ring
me: pays for my place by the ring
look. i want a mitski tattoo and STAY SOFT is eight letters (knuckle tat length). i’m just SAYING,
August 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
look. i want a mitski tattoo and STAY SOFT is eight letters (knuckle tat length). i’m just SAYING,
every time i turn around boomers gather round always lookin at me up and down lookin at my [cathartic scream]
maybe we can make socialism more popular if we call it "socialicious" idk it worked for Fergie 🤷
August 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
every time i turn around boomers gather round always lookin at me up and down lookin at my [cathartic scream]
not ONLY am i a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker - i am also a bitch, lover, child, mother, sinner, saint and i do not feel ashamed
August 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
not ONLY am i a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker - i am also a bitch, lover, child, mother, sinner, saint and i do not feel ashamed
concept: girlboss comedy gothic account where it is heavily implied her 9 to 5 is an actual cult
August 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
concept: girlboss comedy gothic account where it is heavily implied her 9 to 5 is an actual cult
a top post for me
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
August 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
a top post for me
if ur a horror writer u have two choices: have a really scary look or a totally unassuming look. both choices are equally funny
July 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if ur a horror writer u have two choices: have a really scary look or a totally unassuming look. both choices are equally funny
life hack: need to make a girl cry? simply ask about her mother’s stolen youth. works every time
July 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
life hack: need to make a girl cry? simply ask about her mother’s stolen youth. works every time
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Ever since I was little, I wanted to disagree with people online
July 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ever since I was little, I wanted to disagree with people online
bleem calling hassan “the ones who lift weights in omelas” lives in my head rent free
June 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
bleem calling hassan “the ones who lift weights in omelas” lives in my head rent free
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Have become very small. Sipping from a thimble. Relaxing
March 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Have become very small. Sipping from a thimble. Relaxing