Robert Acosta
@fifthdraft.com
Dad | Elementary Teacher | MG Author | Bad Mexican | He/Him | Former Writer @GeorgeTakei | ロバート アコスタ
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As a confirmed Catholic, I’m immediately filing for an exemption from my university from any and all AI mandates on religious grounds.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As a confirmed Catholic, I’m immediately filing for an exemption from my university from any and all AI mandates on religious grounds.
Oh, you can go ahead and get right in the bin, IHOP.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, you can go ahead and get right in the bin, IHOP.
There is only one true answer to listing Star Wars films in order.
I will not debate this.
1. The Phantom Menace
2. The Clone Wars
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Solo
5. Rogue One
6. A New Hope
7. Empire Strikes Back
8. Return of the Jedi
9. The Force Awakens
10. The Last Jedi
11. Rise of Skywalker
I will not debate this.
1. The Phantom Menace
2. The Clone Wars
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Solo
5. Rogue One
6. A New Hope
7. Empire Strikes Back
8. Return of the Jedi
9. The Force Awakens
10. The Last Jedi
11. Rise of Skywalker
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is only one true answer to listing Star Wars films in order.
I will not debate this.
1. The Phantom Menace
2. The Clone Wars
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Solo
5. Rogue One
6. A New Hope
7. Empire Strikes Back
8. Return of the Jedi
9. The Force Awakens
10. The Last Jedi
11. Rise of Skywalker
I will not debate this.
1. The Phantom Menace
2. The Clone Wars
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Solo
5. Rogue One
6. A New Hope
7. Empire Strikes Back
8. Return of the Jedi
9. The Force Awakens
10. The Last Jedi
11. Rise of Skywalker
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“I got uninvited from Thanksgiving for THIS?!”
-MAGAs suddenly realizing all their best friends are bot accounts in Nigeria
-MAGAs suddenly realizing all their best friends are bot accounts in Nigeria
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“I got uninvited from Thanksgiving for THIS?!”
-MAGAs suddenly realizing all their best friends are bot accounts in Nigeria
-MAGAs suddenly realizing all their best friends are bot accounts in Nigeria
For Frodo, Charlie Brown.
You have no power over me, Charlie Brown.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
For Frodo, Charlie Brown.
The name's Bond. James Bond, Charlie Brown.
[P] The truth is…you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Charlie Brown. I'm trying *real hard* to be the shepherd.
And now, Charlie Brown, I give the watch to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The name's Bond. James Bond, Charlie Brown.
They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once, Charlie Brown!
DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION, CHARLIE BROWN?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once, Charlie Brown!
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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Ah that first cup of Sunday morning coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ah that first cup of Sunday morning coffee.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Read and help support Matt’s inevitable medical stomach treatment!
Hello. Today I ate everything on Popeyes’ Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Menu. Some of the things I saw and ate will haunt my dreams for years ... so I think that makes it one of the most accurate tie-in menus ever?
I Ate Everything on Popeyes’ ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu
Now I truly understand the horror of fighting an animatronic bear.
screencrush.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Read and help support Matt’s inevitable medical stomach treatment!
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Coming February 2026, Roger Langridge is back with an all-new Muppet comic book!
Coming Soon: Roger Langridge’s Muppet Noir - ToughPigs
Roger Langridge is back with a new crime-filled Muppet comic!
www.toughpigs.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Coming February 2026, Roger Langridge is back with an all-new Muppet comic book!
New blog post where I wake the site up, wake myself up, and reference Rankin Bass stop motion Christmas specials:
STATUS – 11.20.2025 – 75%
Systems are go, here in House Trinacostadad.
fifthdraft.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
New blog post where I wake the site up, wake myself up, and reference Rankin Bass stop motion Christmas specials:
Can't believe I actually get to write this but...
LOGGING ON:
#AmWriting
12:11p
|> hello and good afternoon
|> I'm finally back on my shiz
|> and yes, I am equally ashamed I just used that word
|> but today is the first day I feel good to write, work, and try since Baby Girl D came
|> so, here we go
LOGGING ON:
#AmWriting
12:11p
|> hello and good afternoon
|> I'm finally back on my shiz
|> and yes, I am equally ashamed I just used that word
|> but today is the first day I feel good to write, work, and try since Baby Girl D came
|> so, here we go
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can't believe I actually get to write this but...
LOGGING ON:
#AmWriting
12:11p
|> hello and good afternoon
|> I'm finally back on my shiz
|> and yes, I am equally ashamed I just used that word
|> but today is the first day I feel good to write, work, and try since Baby Girl D came
|> so, here we go
LOGGING ON:
#AmWriting
12:11p
|> hello and good afternoon
|> I'm finally back on my shiz
|> and yes, I am equally ashamed I just used that word
|> but today is the first day I feel good to write, work, and try since Baby Girl D came
|> so, here we go
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50 years ago today, this photo of the Chicago press conference for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was taken.
In the background you can see Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert — in the clothes they wore in the Siskel & Ebert pilot, which was also shot that same day.
In the background you can see Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert — in the clothes they wore in the Siskel & Ebert pilot, which was also shot that same day.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
50 years ago today, this photo of the Chicago press conference for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was taken.
In the background you can see Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert — in the clothes they wore in the Siskel & Ebert pilot, which was also shot that same day.
In the background you can see Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert — in the clothes they wore in the Siskel & Ebert pilot, which was also shot that same day.
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people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released
This gives me hope like you wouldn't believe:
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This gives me hope like you wouldn't believe:
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Nice correlation here @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social @neilaglet.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Nice correlation here @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social @neilaglet.bsky.social
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
One of our twin boys apparently crashed out after his birthday party yesterday. He’s running a fever of 102.
So I guess I know my boy knows how to party till he drops.
So I guess I know my boy knows how to party till he drops.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One of our twin boys apparently crashed out after his birthday party yesterday. He’s running a fever of 102.
So I guess I know my boy knows how to party till he drops.
So I guess I know my boy knows how to party till he drops.
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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As someone whose mother has NEVER got over the death of my grandmother 25 yrs ago… this absolute trash would not help her. At all. This would make her WORSE.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As someone whose mother has NEVER got over the death of my grandmother 25 yrs ago… this absolute trash would not help her. At all. This would make her WORSE.