Andy?
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Andy?
@fatminotaur.bsky.social
gettin’ crazy with the cheez whiz
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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young republicans have gary larson phenotype
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Headline: TRUMP DEPLOYS SECRET POLICE ACROSS NATION

Democratic senator: Mr. Trump it's no "secret" you've forgotten the middle class
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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When a product boasts MADE WITH REAL CHEESE, I find that it does not have the reassuring effect that the manufacturer is going for. It’s like having your pilot come on mid-flight to say “I HAVE flown a plane before, you know“
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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It’s bullshit that my tv never once tuned into a super villain who had taken over every channel just to send a message to their nemesis.
📺 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time // Super NES // PVM-1354Q via component
September 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroi
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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🎶Almost heaven,
ANV V\EF0INA🎶
My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.
August 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[ERROR]: Your revolution cannot be televised because it is not in the correct format.
August 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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not sure why only the worst bastards alive are allowed to be in charge of everything. but i guess it's been like six or seven thousand years of that so who am i to argue
June 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Killing all gaming media on the eve of a big console launch and a few months before what will likely be the biggest video game of all time is smart and well thought-out business from people that definitely do not spend all day eating their own shit.
May 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
April 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
April 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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“Our client, who was in the middle of seeking asylum, just disappeared.”

Lindsay Toczylowski represents 31-year-old Andry, a gay makeup artist from Venezuela who was flown to a notorious prison by the Trump administration after seeking asylum in the U.S.

MORE: www.cbsnews.com/news/venezue...
April 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I have a theory that the Greenland obsession is directly related to the Mercator projection.
February 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It's very important that you tell someone in your life that might not know how cool the B-52s were. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_E...
the B-52's - Give Me Back My Man
YouTube video by siwrdotcom
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM