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@farmdizzle.bsky.social
he/him
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going into the star trek holodeck but not even making it into anything just jacking off onto the grid
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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[standing over two bloody gloves, clutching smoking handgun with locked slide, breathless]

i couldn’t remember if the hamburger helper is supposed to have a mustache or not,
I'm the hamburger helper evil twin, the hamburger hurter
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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it would be kinda weird if there were a struggling social media site that suspended and banned accounts without ever letting the person running the account know what the specific offending post was. it would counter-intuitive, in a sense, to moderate content in that way. luckily that doesnt happen 👍
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Assward Lies The Butt
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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You an Ionic guy? Doric? Little bit of column A, little bit of column B?
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Me: So what, is she like, “Ugh, girls are so dainty and prissy when they eat their whole head of cabbage but not me haha. I’m like aahhh! Just going to town. Like one of the guys pretty much.”

You: Pygmy. Pygmy hippo.
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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get that dick out [of the local jail]!

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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don't british people ever get tired of doing the accent
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Mariners win
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Top of the 12th
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Watching STARMAN (1984) maybe for the first time? But for sure first time realizing it is basically E.T. if you were hoping for Elliott and E.T. to have sex
October 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The actual post is still available in the repo. Normally, when a post is deleted, it's removed outright with no way to get it back. pdsls.dev/at://did:plc...

It doesn't appear in the timeline feed or the post thread API. They may be actively blocking it in the most stupid way possible, lol.
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Ta-Nehisi Coates having to pretend Ezra Klein is his intellectual equal is such a disgrace
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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now that the dust has settled on the kirk shooting and with the benefit of hindsight and the kimmel thing playing out i sure hope bluesky's leadership is asking itself why their mod team so instinctively behaved exactly the way this fascist administration wanted them to before even having been asked
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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i separate the art from the artist all the time, it’s called torrenting
September 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Why the absolutely craven silence, @jay.bsky.team and @bsky.app and @moderation.bsky.app ? Charlie Kirk's ball fluffing brigade got your fascist tongues? Go down with that ship, I guess. Hope you've read up on what happens to fascists.
September 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Hey @jay.bsky.team so saying "rest in piss" about a Nazi is a banable offence but literal stochastic terrorism is fine?
September 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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hey @moderation.bsky.app just curious if you think the new york post can remain on this app. is posting rest in piss worse than this?
September 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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@jay.bsky.team how do you feel about willful disinformation on your platform? disinformation meant to encourage hatred of trans people and stochastic terrorism?
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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hey sorry for putting this on your feed but @jay.bsky.team won't explain why this is still up despite violating Bluesky TOS. I also havent gotten any email from the multiple reports I've filed on it. Could you guys report it also and tell me if you at least get an email? bsky.app/profile/nypo...
September 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM