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Andrew McFarlane
@farlane.bsky.social
I build websites, tell stories & run the michigancannabistrail.com
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me: these fireworks are so quiet

wife: those are palm trees
July 4, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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Juno Dawson's Her Majesty's Royal Coven series (2 books so far) which is hilarious, and witches, and feels like a necessary middle finger to jkrowling. 5stars, highly recommend.
Hey everybody! Quote this with the last SFF book you really enjoyed.

For instance I just got sucked into Nghi Vo's When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain. I read it an entertained fugue that I didn't know was happening until it released me.
July 3, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Anyone remember the Holga age? They were doing amazing things with planes back then
July 3, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Ever have a knife drop off the rack, fall between the outlet & the plug, and get scored and absolutely chewed up? Electricity is some wild stuff
July 3, 2023 at 1:07 AM
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I am the person that Hunter Biden keeps sending all the photos of himself smoking crack. I just give him the little thumbs-up response or a polite "haha nice."
July 2, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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Last night me left a muffin on the nightstand for this morning me 🥲
July 2, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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hello bluesky apparently it's possible that the 600 posts a day thing is cover for the fact that twitter is fucking ddosing itself lmao
July 1, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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I wrote about a new study which shows that bottlenose dolphin mothers have a baby voice.

When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/dolphin-calf-communication-baby-talk/674499/
June 26, 2023 at 8:48 PM
I’m inside and a mosquito just tried to bite my PHONE! Michigan you’re crazy
June 25, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons
June 24, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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June 15, 2023 at 8:44 PM
June 15, 2023 at 6:05 PM
June 14, 2023
The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
June 15, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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Waltine Nauta is my favorite Star Wars Extended Universe character and it's a shame Disney hasn't given him a show or at least a cameo. He was a Sullustan bounty hunter who loved Tevraki whiskey and when he catered Dengar's wedding to Manaroo it really showed a new side of his personality
June 13, 2023 at 6:50 PM
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June 13, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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photographing an upsettingly tiny cow with the boys
June 13, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Michigan is amazing
June 12, 2023 at 9:54 PM
THEM: Delete Facebook

ME (and FB Memories):
June 11, 2023 at 11:46 AM
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Ernest Borgnine's been dead for over a decade when are they going to release Ernest Borgten
June 10, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
hanging money from the bathroom chandelier and making Junior catch it with his mouth among the Documents, like a trained seal that goes arf-arf - this is what gave Trump joy

And now they’ve ruined it
June 10, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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IN GLADIS WE TRUST
June 10, 2023 at 7:41 PM
brb starting a new business selling personality to guys wearing this shirt
June 9, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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June 9, 2023 at 3:19 AM