Andrew McFarlane
@farlane.bsky.social
I build websites, tell stories & run the michigancannabistrail.com
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me: these fireworks are so quiet
wife: those are palm trees
wife: those are palm trees
July 4, 2023 at 4:31 PM
me: these fireworks are so quiet
wife: those are palm trees
wife: those are palm trees
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Juno Dawson's Her Majesty's Royal Coven series (2 books so far) which is hilarious, and witches, and feels like a necessary middle finger to jkrowling. 5stars, highly recommend.
Hey everybody! Quote this with the last SFF book you really enjoyed.
For instance I just got sucked into Nghi Vo's When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain. I read it an entertained fugue that I didn't know was happening until it released me.
For instance I just got sucked into Nghi Vo's When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain. I read it an entertained fugue that I didn't know was happening until it released me.
July 3, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Juno Dawson's Her Majesty's Royal Coven series (2 books so far) which is hilarious, and witches, and feels like a necessary middle finger to jkrowling. 5stars, highly recommend.
Anyone remember the Holga age? They were doing amazing things with planes back then
July 3, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Anyone remember the Holga age? They were doing amazing things with planes back then
Ever have a knife drop off the rack, fall between the outlet & the plug, and get scored and absolutely chewed up? Electricity is some wild stuff
July 3, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Ever have a knife drop off the rack, fall between the outlet & the plug, and get scored and absolutely chewed up? Electricity is some wild stuff
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I am the person that Hunter Biden keeps sending all the photos of himself smoking crack. I just give him the little thumbs-up response or a polite "haha nice."
July 2, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I am the person that Hunter Biden keeps sending all the photos of himself smoking crack. I just give him the little thumbs-up response or a polite "haha nice."
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Last night me left a muffin on the nightstand for this morning me 🥲
July 2, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Last night me left a muffin on the nightstand for this morning me 🥲
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hello bluesky apparently it's possible that the 600 posts a day thing is cover for the fact that twitter is fucking ddosing itself lmao
July 1, 2023 at 9:29 PM
hello bluesky apparently it's possible that the 600 posts a day thing is cover for the fact that twitter is fucking ddosing itself lmao
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I wrote about a new study which shows that bottlenose dolphin mothers have a baby voice.
When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/dolphin-calf-communication-baby-talk/674499/
When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/dolphin-calf-communication-baby-talk/674499/
June 26, 2023 at 8:48 PM
I wrote about a new study which shows that bottlenose dolphin mothers have a baby voice.
When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/dolphin-calf-communication-baby-talk/674499/
When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/dolphin-calf-communication-baby-talk/674499/
I’m inside and a mosquito just tried to bite my PHONE! Michigan you’re crazy
June 25, 2023 at 4:29 PM
I’m inside and a mosquito just tried to bite my PHONE! Michigan you’re crazy
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I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons
June 24, 2023 at 1:34 PM
I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons
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June 14, 2023
The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
June 15, 2023 at 12:49 AM
June 14, 2023
The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
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Waltine Nauta is my favorite Star Wars Extended Universe character and it's a shame Disney hasn't given him a show or at least a cameo. He was a Sullustan bounty hunter who loved Tevraki whiskey and when he catered Dengar's wedding to Manaroo it really showed a new side of his personality
June 13, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Waltine Nauta is my favorite Star Wars Extended Universe character and it's a shame Disney hasn't given him a show or at least a cameo. He was a Sullustan bounty hunter who loved Tevraki whiskey and when he catered Dengar's wedding to Manaroo it really showed a new side of his personality
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June 13, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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photographing an upsettingly tiny cow with the boys
June 13, 2023 at 5:35 PM
photographing an upsettingly tiny cow with the boys
Michigan is amazing
June 12, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Michigan is amazing
THEM: Delete Facebook
ME (and FB Memories):
ME (and FB Memories):
June 11, 2023 at 11:46 AM
THEM: Delete Facebook
ME (and FB Memories):
ME (and FB Memories):
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Ernest Borgnine's been dead for over a decade when are they going to release Ernest Borgten
June 10, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Ernest Borgnine's been dead for over a decade when are they going to release Ernest Borgten
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Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
hanging money from the bathroom chandelier and making Junior catch it with his mouth among the Documents, like a trained seal that goes arf-arf - this is what gave Trump joy
And now they’ve ruined it
And now they’ve ruined it
June 10, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
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brb starting a new business selling personality to guys wearing this shirt
June 9, 2023 at 6:36 PM
brb starting a new business selling personality to guys wearing this shirt
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