Jacob
@fallingbuttress.bsky.social
He/him. Tigers baseball. Computer time limit still set at 30 minutes per day.
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
I think it's gonna be a slow FA market that will make the trade market more active, so I'm gonna stake this position out now:
You can't trade Skubal this off-season
You can't trade Skubal this off-season
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I think it's gonna be a slow FA market that will make the trade market more active, so I'm gonna stake this position out now:
You can't trade Skubal this off-season
You can't trade Skubal this off-season
Till Death Do Us Blart snubbed again
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Till Death Do Us Blart snubbed again
This is what happens when you tell two straight generations there's no value in humanities degrees the editors have disappeared
The prose is incoherent & the only way to make it through a paragraph is to rely on the North Star or her self-pitying narcissism. The gist of this graf is “strangers obsess about me, must be because I work so hard,” but it is almost immediate lost in the morass of “typed on notes app while hiking”
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is what happens when you tell two straight generations there's no value in humanities degrees the editors have disappeared
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they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox
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Also while I'm on one I'll stake this claim out: Flaherty picking up that $20 mil option is gonna look like a bargain by the end of next season
Sorry I was not posting for a few days but I continue to think that being ammo for the anti Harris guys was so fucking funny
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Also while I'm on one I'll stake this claim out: Flaherty picking up that $20 mil option is gonna look like a bargain by the end of next season
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Motherfucker is 100% putting a "Gather" sign in the kitchen. President Basic Bitch, man. bsky.app/profile/ones...
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Motherfucker is 100% putting a "Gather" sign in the kitchen. President Basic Bitch, man. bsky.app/profile/ones...
Dillon Dingler won a gold glove and put up 4 war and people were mad that the tigers traded their 4th best catching prospect for a depth starter last deadline lol
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dillon Dingler won a gold glove and put up 4 war and people were mad that the tigers traded their 4th best catching prospect for a depth starter last deadline lol
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Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
Hot (or maybe warm?) take but Dave Roberts is absolutely bailed out by his talent in the postseason more often than not and is actually a pretty bad tactical postseason manager overall
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hot (or maybe warm?) take but Dave Roberts is absolutely bailed out by his talent in the postseason more often than not and is actually a pretty bad tactical postseason manager overall
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I can think of a more embarrassing world leader to put on a college stadium’s scoreboard
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can think of a more embarrassing world leader to put on a college stadium’s scoreboard
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chopping it up on the phone with my good buddy, Isaac Chotiner, when he suddenly gets serious and starts asking me very pointed questions about my “repeated, vigorous defenses of Watto from Star Wars”??? I don’t have anything to hide so I’m going to keep answering his questions
October 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
chopping it up on the phone with my good buddy, Isaac Chotiner, when he suddenly gets serious and starts asking me very pointed questions about my “repeated, vigorous defenses of Watto from Star Wars”??? I don’t have anything to hide so I’m going to keep answering his questions
Frank's Red Hot goldfish might be the greatest example of a sequel surpassing the original cause they managed to do it twice by being better than regular goldfish and franks red hot
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Frank's Red Hot goldfish might be the greatest example of a sequel surpassing the original cause they managed to do it twice by being better than regular goldfish and franks red hot
God I love an empty headed baseball brain so much
Zach McKinstry was asked about how to play loose in a winner-take-all game. He talked about watching seagulls on the bus over to T-Mobile Park.
October 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
God I love an empty headed baseball brain so much
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my dude is upset that they don't have Dapper Dan pomade at the general store
Fit of the day!
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
my dude is upset that they don't have Dapper Dan pomade at the general store
Classic Aaron Judge, padding stats when the game is already out of hand
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Classic Aaron Judge, padding stats when the game is already out of hand
Bait post but also this guy doesn't know ball
Good time to remember that there are no truly great coaches in any sport. Literally none, ever. There are shitty ones and decent ones and pretty good ones, but the good ones only ever look great when they have elite talent, and will look mediocre or even shitty as soon as they don't.
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bait post but also this guy doesn't know ball
Volpe haters are living rn
Since his double off Kevin Gausman in his second AB of Game 1, Anthony Volpe is 0-for-12 with 10 strikeouts.
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Volpe haters are living rn
You know the tigers won again
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You know the tigers won again
Does Melton still have rookie eligibility for next year?
Cause if so, I'm calling Melton for ROY 2026
Cause if so, I'm calling Melton for ROY 2026
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Does Melton still have rookie eligibility for next year?
Cause if so, I'm calling Melton for ROY 2026
Cause if so, I'm calling Melton for ROY 2026
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wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said?
bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said
wilson: what?
bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said
wilson: what?
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said?
bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said
wilson: what?
bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said
wilson: what?