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Kevin
@ckstoopkid.bsky.social
Camp Kesem alum. Shutdown Fullcast Live Show Hall of Fame inductee. Recreational spreadsheeter for Sickos Committee. Do good recklessly.
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Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency
Got studs up tackled on a breakaway by a keeper in a 7v7 soccer game. Ref gave a gk. After game, he told me that was the most dangerous thing he'd seen in the league.

I told him to do his fucking job about it.

Missed the next game on a red for swearing at a ref.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Inspired by @actioncookbook.com this morning, I'm positing Bolsonaro's Syndrome as the medical condition for "what if hypochondria, but you really have all that." Any medical journals want to back me up?
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Lord please allow the Baltimore Ravens to fire John Harbaugh
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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THE MAYO DUMP
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I have good news on both fronts
I have two rooting interests in this game: chaos and the dudes behind me missing the parlay they won't shut up about
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I have two rooting interests in this game: chaos and the dudes behind me missing the parlay they won't shut up about
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Mississippi schools, facing a double digit 4th quarter deficit in bowl season: "Got em right where we want em"
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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The devil works hard but the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social media team works harder
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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It's raining mayo!
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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PUNT! PUNT! PUNT! PUNT!
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
@dukesmayobowl.bsky.social dropping bombs from the first snap
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I did a #journalism
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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POV: you’re inside the mayo maniacs section
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Why is the cardiac game always the late one? I'm supposed to sleep after this?
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
We are so, so close to teams with a playoff bye being 1-7 and that 1 being Indiana
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Pete Golding masterclass
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Never meet your heroes is a lie
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Tubby is Swag Surfing with the bands at Fan Fest!
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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"It's bad to have a first-round bye (unless you're playing a 3-loss team that had no business being in the playoff)."
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
New pinned post until further notice
Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"That's what happens when you play the ACC. It's different round here. "

The ACC coachcast is gold
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The new Maryland state flag slaps
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM