Kevin
@ckstoopkid.bsky.social
Camp Kesem alum. Shutdown Fullcast Live Show Hall of Fame inductee. Recreational spreadsheeter for Sickos Committee. Do good recklessly.
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Kevin
@ckstoopkid.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency
Enjoying a frosty "I got three turns into the first ski run of the day and popped something in my knee" 10:30 am beer
(I'm fine, just playing it smart and not going back out)
(I'm fine, just playing it smart and not going back out)
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Enjoying a frosty "I got three turns into the first ski run of the day and popped something in my knee" 10:30 am beer
(I'm fine, just playing it smart and not going back out)
(I'm fine, just playing it smart and not going back out)
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There is no PI in State Farm Stadium
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
There is no PI in State Farm Stadium
Trinidad Chambliss time
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Trinidad Chambliss time
Please ignore how his actual defense played tonight
Short fields and a kicker with a nuke for a leg. Pete Golding is living the ideal DC-as-head-coach life right now
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Please ignore how his actual defense played tonight
There is no PI in State Farm Stadium
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
There is no PI in State Farm Stadium
Short fields and a kicker with a nuke for a leg. Pete Golding is living the ideal DC-as-head-coach life right now
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Short fields and a kicker with a nuke for a leg. Pete Golding is living the ideal DC-as-head-coach life right now
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this is the america i believe in
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
this is the america i believe in
First Take has FIVE people debating whether ots better for Dante Moore to go to the Jets or stay at Oregon, and I need to know if anyone involved with the network watches sports at all anymore
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
First Take has FIVE people debating whether ots better for Dante Moore to go to the Jets or stay at Oregon, and I need to know if anyone involved with the network watches sports at all anymore
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
Got studs up tackled on a breakaway by a keeper in a 7v7 soccer game. Ref gave a gk. After game, he told me that was the most dangerous thing he'd seen in the league.
I told him to do his fucking job about it.
Missed the next game on a red for swearing at a ref.
I told him to do his fucking job about it.
Missed the next game on a red for swearing at a ref.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Got studs up tackled on a breakaway by a keeper in a 7v7 soccer game. Ref gave a gk. After game, he told me that was the most dangerous thing he'd seen in the league.
I told him to do his fucking job about it.
Missed the next game on a red for swearing at a ref.
I told him to do his fucking job about it.
Missed the next game on a red for swearing at a ref.
Inspired by @actioncookbook.com this morning, I'm positing Bolsonaro's Syndrome as the medical condition for "what if hypochondria, but you really have all that." Any medical journals want to back me up?
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Inspired by @actioncookbook.com this morning, I'm positing Bolsonaro's Syndrome as the medical condition for "what if hypochondria, but you really have all that." Any medical journals want to back me up?
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Lord please allow the Baltimore Ravens to fire John Harbaugh
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Lord please allow the Baltimore Ravens to fire John Harbaugh
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I have good news on both fronts
I have two rooting interests in this game: chaos and the dudes behind me missing the parlay they won't shut up about
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I have good news on both fronts
I have two rooting interests in this game: chaos and the dudes behind me missing the parlay they won't shut up about
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I have two rooting interests in this game: chaos and the dudes behind me missing the parlay they won't shut up about
Mississippi schools, facing a double digit 4th quarter deficit in bowl season: "Got em right where we want em"
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Mississippi schools, facing a double digit 4th quarter deficit in bowl season: "Got em right where we want em"
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The devil works hard but the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social media team works harder
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The devil works hard but the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social media team works harder
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It's raining mayo!
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It's raining mayo!
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PUNT! PUNT! PUNT! PUNT!
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
PUNT! PUNT! PUNT! PUNT!
@dukesmayobowl.bsky.social dropping bombs from the first snap
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
@dukesmayobowl.bsky.social dropping bombs from the first snap
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POV: you’re inside the mayo maniacs section
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
POV: you’re inside the mayo maniacs section
Why is the cardiac game always the late one? I'm supposed to sleep after this?
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Why is the cardiac game always the late one? I'm supposed to sleep after this?
We are so, so close to teams with a playoff bye being 1-7 and that 1 being Indiana
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
We are so, so close to teams with a playoff bye being 1-7 and that 1 being Indiana
Pete Golding masterclass
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Pete Golding masterclass