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shane hollander’s mom
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retired-ish baseball writer, women’s sports enthusiast, and gajillion time marathoner

bucks/spurs/sky/white sox/brewers/stars/falcons

chicago/milwaukee

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you know the vibes are good at karaoke when the musical theater kids show up and somehow don’t ruin the evening
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
🥰 KELSEY PLUM 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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once again, I'm overwhelmed by the response. today's newsletter wouldn't be possible without people across the country who trusted me to help them blow the whistle on MLB, a *multi-billion-dollar* business.

followed by readers who prove there is an audience for this kind of sportswriting. 1/
*new* from me:

As pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training, three front office staffers spoke to me about helping Latino baseball players and their families navigate an America ravaged by ICE raids.

They say guidance from MLB has been “minimal” so their teams are getting creative.
How do MLB workers protect Latin players from Trump's ICE raids? By themselves.
Front office staffers told eyeblack about keeping immigrant players safe while league guidance is minimal and "Manfred kisses Trump's ass."
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February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Mr Beast x Salesforce is the marketing equivalent of hemorrhoids teaming up with diarrhea
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
yeah sure ring wants me to help me find my “lost dog.” okay buddy
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
this boring field goal heavy-ass football game interrupted the bad bunny concert
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
on my long run listening to “what i talk about when i talk about running” and haruki murakami mentions the dark fog over new england after the white sox swept the red sox in the 2005 alds
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
anyone who utters sp*rtsb*ll today should be forced to watch the tp halftime show
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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The ex girlfriend is LA Sparks player Rickea Jackson, treated like an afterthought in these terrifying reports.

www.local10.com/news/local/2...
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
JESUS CHRIST
James Pearce was ramming his car into Rickea Jackson’s to prevent her from going to the police. Fled and then tried fighting off half the department. Horrific
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Terrance Gore was the Braves player who Facetime’d Charlie Morton from the field after winning the World Series so Charlie could celebrate with the guys despite his broken leg.

RIP to by all accounts a legitimately great dude and teammate.
Him and I have been friends on Facebook for years. His wife and other friends have made posts this morning about it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
wow kyle teel came out as italian. very brave
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
they scored 40. sure showed me
maybe depaul scores 30 pts against uconn. maybe that’s too hopeful.
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
maybe depaul scores 30 pts against uconn. maybe that’s too hopeful.
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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SoxFest Live Day 2 brings familiar themes, renewed energy

From player meet-and-greets to the late-night hangout, @soxmom72.bsky.social reports that Saturday’s event emphasized connection

www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...
SoxFest Live Day 2 brings familiar themes, renewed energy
From player meet-and-greets to the late-night hangout, Saturday’s event emphasized connection
www.southsidesox.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
😍 kelsey plum 😍
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this unrivaled game is FUN (they all are but philly looks lit)
January 31, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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it's 13ºF feels like 3º and people are still down there to watch women's sports. now we just need to keep josh harris, a guy in the epstein files, out of the wnba
Unrivaled selling out its game in Philly is very good early omen for 2030 when the WNBA brings a franchise to the city.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
the “maid wars” on this new season of Bridgerton is giving modern-day corporate swag instead of a raise or bonus
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Please remember that before Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good, ICE/CBP also killed Keith Porter and Silverio Villegas González, and shot Marimar Martinez five times.
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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Now more than ever before
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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If you work for
- MLB
- a team front office
- a sports data or tech company affected by MLB's new policy
I want to hear from you and will be as discreet as you need. DM me or text/call using the Signal app: (646) 481-0859.
mini scoop:
After MLB's seized control of the player tracking tech biz, the league missed its Jan 15 deadline for approving vendors. Teams don't know long they can use their tech to scout players. Some firms don't know if they'll have a baseball business.
Pitchers and catchers report in... 2 weeks!
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM