FITZ!
@evilfitzal.bsky.social
I don't know how to describe myself.
I've been banished, but I'm still allowed to come back. You know, I'm in flexile.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I've been banished, but I'm still allowed to come back. You know, I'm in flexile.
There's a Cassian in all of us
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There's a Cassian in all of us
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
One of the things released by Republicans today was a scan of a hardbound book about the first 50 years of Jeffrey Epstein's life. In the "Family" section is this photo from 1935. Presumably this is his father in the photo with his dick and balls out. what the fuck.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
One of the things released by Republicans today was a scan of a hardbound book about the first 50 years of Jeffrey Epstein's life. In the "Family" section is this photo from 1935. Presumably this is his father in the photo with his dick and balls out. what the fuck.
Andrew Cuomo said he needed to do better with social media, and I was going to make a joke about him planning to say "Pokemon GO... To The Polls" a bunch of times. But the sad reality is that now he's complaining on Instagram about young people not liking him.
Satire died long ago.
Satire died long ago.
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Andrew Cuomo said he needed to do better with social media, and I was going to make a joke about him planning to say "Pokemon GO... To The Polls" a bunch of times. But the sad reality is that now he's complaining on Instagram about young people not liking him.
Satire died long ago.
Satire died long ago.
If a single service going down can cause so much disruption, we're doing "the cloud" wrong.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If a single service going down can cause so much disruption, we're doing "the cloud" wrong.
Get ready for tomorrow's #Eurovision Grand Final with a printable scorecard!
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
May 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Get ready for tomorrow's #Eurovision Grand Final with a printable scorecard!
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
Better late than never: Here's a printable scorecard for the Eurovision Semi-final that's going on RIGHT NOW! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Better late than never: Here's a printable scorecard for the Eurovision Semi-final that's going on RIGHT NOW! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
Today I got a response from Senator Fetterman that says he's approaching this Congress by attempting to work with people to accomplish what he can, as little as that may be as the minority party. Then I got another 15 copies of that same response.
April 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Today I got a response from Senator Fetterman that says he's approaching this Congress by attempting to work with people to accomplish what he can, as little as that may be as the minority party. Then I got another 15 copies of that same response.
I mean, this is just wild. Is there such a phrase as "textbook-level incompetence"? How about "unchecked national security threat"? I know "illegal" is a term, so who's going to hold this Republican Administration accountable for breaking the law?
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I mean, this is just wild. Is there such a phrase as "textbook-level incompetence"? How about "unchecked national security threat"? I know "illegal" is a term, so who's going to hold this Republican Administration accountable for breaking the law?
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
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By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
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Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
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March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
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If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
I told my grandma I'd help her save some money on her bills, so canceled her credit cards and froze her bank accounts and we're just going to see which services get cut off. I learned from the richest person on the planet, so it must be the best way.
March 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I told my grandma I'd help her save some money on her bills, so canceled her credit cards and froze her bank accounts and we're just going to see which services get cut off. I learned from the richest person on the planet, so it must be the best way.
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The most useful thing I can say about [gestures broadly] is that punditry is basically the act of crafting meaning out of events, and following pundits is in many ways outsourcing your own critical thinking.
Be very careful about that.
Be very careful about that.
January 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The most useful thing I can say about [gestures broadly] is that punditry is basically the act of crafting meaning out of events, and following pundits is in many ways outsourcing your own critical thinking.
Be very careful about that.
Be very careful about that.
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TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
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Once you go bidet you’ll always want the spray
January 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Once you go bidet you’ll always want the spray
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damn it but the man cannot take a bad picture
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
damn it but the man cannot take a bad picture
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Prosecutor: You stage that perp walk of Luigi?
Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Prosecutor: what
Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Prosecutor: what
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Prosecutor: You stage that perp walk of Luigi?
Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Prosecutor: what
Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Prosecutor: what
I just had 5 days off from work and I managed to complete most of a crossword puzzle. And I've only had to look up about 6 things so far! Sorry to brag, but it's the truth.
December 19, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I just had 5 days off from work and I managed to complete most of a crossword puzzle. And I've only had to look up about 6 things so far! Sorry to brag, but it's the truth.
"Dan Fishback is Alive, Unwell, and Living in His Apartment" is streaming live now. It features music, magic, and a look into the life of someone who's chronically ill. I recommend it. Here's the live stream link. It can only be watched live, now.
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December 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
"Dan Fishback is Alive, Unwell, and Living in His Apartment" is streaming live now. It features music, magic, and a look into the life of someone who's chronically ill. I recommend it. Here's the live stream link. It can only be watched live, now.
www.youtube.com/live/97tUIiu...
www.youtube.com/live/97tUIiu...
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Wow. This hits hard.
Right off the bat I knew Glen and Negan weren't gonna be friends
December 14, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Wow. This hits hard.
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Can't we just tell CEOs to carry a bullet-proof backpack to work?
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Can't we just tell CEOs to carry a bullet-proof backpack to work?
I want a glimpse into the nearby parallel universes to see the reaction to Deny, Defend, Depose in their worlds. What if he wasn't a hotty? What if it was a CEO for like a restaurant chain or something? What if his bullet casings read "Ya" "Filthy" "Animal"? Just curious, y'know?
December 10, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I want a glimpse into the nearby parallel universes to see the reaction to Deny, Defend, Depose in their worlds. What if he wasn't a hotty? What if it was a CEO for like a restaurant chain or something? What if his bullet casings read "Ya" "Filthy" "Animal"? Just curious, y'know?
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Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?”
Me: “Yes please”
Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”
Me: “Yes please”
Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”
December 9, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?”
Me: “Yes please”
Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”
Me: “Yes please”
Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”