FITZ!
@evilfitzal.bsky.social
I don't know how to describe myself.
There's a Cassian in all of us
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There's a Cassian in all of us
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
Credit: Truly:Madly Geekly.
They redacted Jeffrey's genitals, but not his father's. Interesting. There are secrets there?
#EpsteinBook
#EpsteinBook
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
They redacted Jeffrey's genitals, but not his father's. Interesting. There are secrets there?
#EpsteinBook
#EpsteinBook
One of the things released by Republicans today was a scan of a hardbound book about the first 50 years of Jeffrey Epstein's life. In the "Family" section is this photo from 1935. Presumably this is his father in the photo with his dick and balls out. what the fuck.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
One of the things released by Republicans today was a scan of a hardbound book about the first 50 years of Jeffrey Epstein's life. In the "Family" section is this photo from 1935. Presumably this is his father in the photo with his dick and balls out. what the fuck.
Get ready for tomorrow's #Eurovision Grand Final with a printable scorecard!
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
May 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Get ready for tomorrow's #Eurovision Grand Final with a printable scorecard!
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
You can watch it in the US on Peacock at 3pm EDT Saturday May 17th.
#Eurovision2025
And here's a printable scorecard for the second #Eurovision Semi-final, which streams on Peacock in The States tomorrow (Thursday) at 3pm EDT.
#Eurovision2025
#Eurovision2025
May 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
And here's a printable scorecard for the second #Eurovision Semi-final, which streams on Peacock in The States tomorrow (Thursday) at 3pm EDT.
#Eurovision2025
#Eurovision2025
Better late than never: Here's a printable scorecard for the Eurovision Semi-final that's going on RIGHT NOW! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Better late than never: Here's a printable scorecard for the Eurovision Semi-final that's going on RIGHT NOW! #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
I mean, this is just wild. Is there such a phrase as "textbook-level incompetence"? How about "unchecked national security threat"? I know "illegal" is a term, so who's going to hold this Republican Administration accountable for breaking the law?
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I mean, this is just wild. Is there such a phrase as "textbook-level incompetence"? How about "unchecked national security threat"? I know "illegal" is a term, so who's going to hold this Republican Administration accountable for breaking the law?
Plumber (nodding to empty champagne bottles in the recycling bin): Big weekend, huh?
Me: yeah, we were celebrating Saturday
Plumber: What were you celebrating?
Me: I... just told you... 🤨 Saturday.
Me: yeah, we were celebrating Saturday
Plumber: What were you celebrating?
Me: I... just told you... 🤨 Saturday.
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Plumber (nodding to empty champagne bottles in the recycling bin): Big weekend, huh?
Me: yeah, we were celebrating Saturday
Plumber: What were you celebrating?
Me: I... just told you... 🤨 Saturday.
Me: yeah, we were celebrating Saturday
Plumber: What were you celebrating?
Me: I... just told you... 🤨 Saturday.
There are infinite reasons I needed to make the Howie MandelBrat Set. While many are complex, there's one constant here: I'm a square. #SorryNotSorry
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
There are infinite reasons I needed to make the Howie MandelBrat Set. While many are complex, there's one constant here: I'm a square. #SorryNotSorry
I have an idea for a heist movie!
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I have an idea for a heist movie!