FITZ!
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FITZ!
@evilfitzal.bsky.social
I don't know how to describe myself.
My bad. The book these photos are from was released by the government back in September. I've been looking at the wrong junk. I mean, the wrong documents.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They redacted Jeffrey's genitals, but not his father's. Interesting. There are secrets there?
#EpsteinBook
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And here's a printable scorecard for the second #Eurovision Semi-final, which streams on Peacock in The States tomorrow (Thursday) at 3pm EDT.
#Eurovision2025
May 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Anyway, I'm gonna go gorge myself on cheese.
April 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Update: I got a different response about healthcare! Then I got my 21st copy of the generic note.
To be fair, Senator McCormick has responded to fewer of my messages, and today he sent me three copies of the same video about how DOGE is actually great because they try to fix the mistakes they make.
April 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
To be clear, each of these copies of the response from Fetterman corresponds to a message I've sent, which I've been doing once every weekday for the past 3 months.
April 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It appears Senator Fetterman decided this vague, noncommittal note was a sufficient response to everything from the budget, to judicial process, to deportations, to security breaches in the presidential administration. And he decided to nail it home by sending it (as of now) 18 times in one day.
April 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sounds like a good dinner to me. I might recommend a couple antacids for dessert, though. For your friend, of course.
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by FITZ!
The most useful thing I can say about [gestures broadly] is that punditry is basically the act of crafting meaning out of events, and following pundits is in many ways outsourcing your own critical thinking.

Be very careful about that.
January 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM