el camino acid
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im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)
on the whole i would say it is not a particularly good sign for the project that these kinds of guys are coming off the sideline
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
on the whole i would say it is not a particularly good sign for the project that these kinds of guys are coming off the sideline
i swear to god bro this pack of toilet paper will do it
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i swear to god bro this pack of toilet paper will do it
this mfer said "notherfucker"
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
this mfer said "notherfucker"
alright i'm convinced. AI is actually useful because it can tell you your tire size when you go to get them changed, a fact you don't need to know in order to get them changed and which the attendant will ignore and verify themself anyway. it's worth RAM costing $40,000 for this now.
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
alright i'm convinced. AI is actually useful because it can tell you your tire size when you go to get them changed, a fact you don't need to know in order to get them changed and which the attendant will ignore and verify themself anyway. it's worth RAM costing $40,000 for this now.
Wispy Fridays with Tom Dokoupil
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Wispy Fridays with Tom Dokoupil
damn that's impressive as hell then
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
damn that's impressive as hell then
fairly dark where you took these? I'm wondering if I'd get anything in my dark but not exactly pitch black suburban backyard
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
fairly dark where you took these? I'm wondering if I'd get anything in my dark but not exactly pitch black suburban backyard
"Genius" Ayatollah ends protests instantly by wearing QR code
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"Genius" Ayatollah ends protests instantly by wearing QR code
ok but what if the pig who gassed a baby had been wearing a QR code
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
ok but what if the pig who gassed a baby had been wearing a QR code
I got really into bullshit like rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan in high school lmao
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I got really into bullshit like rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan in high school lmao
it fucking rocks how you can't buy anything anymore because an AI company bought up all the RAM on the planet for GPUs which will be stored in warehouses because the datacenters they're intended for haven't even started construction yet. da future baybee.
The RTX 5070 Ti is now an end of life product youtu.be/yteN21aJEvE
The RTX 5070 Ti Has Been Killed Off
YouTube video by Hardware Unboxed
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
it fucking rocks how you can't buy anything anymore because an AI company bought up all the RAM on the planet for GPUs which will be stored in warehouses because the datacenters they're intended for haven't even started construction yet. da future baybee.
> anarchism in bio
> furious that people disrespect Mr Chuck E. Schumer
> furious that people disrespect Mr Chuck E. Schumer
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
> anarchism in bio
> furious that people disrespect Mr Chuck E. Schumer
> furious that people disrespect Mr Chuck E. Schumer
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The other night I dreamed that there was something like the Kardashev scale to see how advanced a civilization was but instead of measuring how much energy they had harnessed it was whether or not they had yet created SpongeBob
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The other night I dreamed that there was something like the Kardashev scale to see how advanced a civilization was but instead of measuring how much energy they had harnessed it was whether or not they had yet created SpongeBob
(the math checks out voice) the math checks out
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
(the math checks out voice) the math checks out
You KNOW I am sensitive to political assassinations
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
Stephen A. Smith attributes outstanding NFL performance to the late Charlie Kirk: defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
Stephen A. Smith Attributes Outstanding NFL Performance To The Late Charlie Kirk | Defector
On Tuesday’s edition of ESPN’s First Take, Stephen A. Smith described a football game that could not have occurred in our earthly realm. “We saw Charlie Kirk catch eight receptions for 144 yards,” he…
defector.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
You KNOW I am sensitive to political assassinations
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
incredibly classic Liberal brained thing to see a fucking gestapo death squad marching around doing papers please shit and think this is too uncouth, we gotta get classier death squads
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
incredibly classic Liberal brained thing to see a fucking gestapo death squad marching around doing papers please shit and think this is too uncouth, we gotta get classier death squads
sounds logical, sir
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
sounds logical, sir
QR code thing is the most The Democrats™ idea possible. It doesn't attempt to solve the problem, only looks like it improves the situation if you don't think about it very hard, and it incentivizes ppl to bring their phones and become even more trackable by ICE. 5000 IQ brain genius party.
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
QR code thing is the most The Democrats™ idea possible. It doesn't attempt to solve the problem, only looks like it improves the situation if you don't think about it very hard, and it incentivizes ppl to bring their phones and become even more trackable by ICE. 5000 IQ brain genius party.
this'll be even funnier bc if you cover your mandatory QR code w/ the QR code for fucking goatse or w/e, nobody will even be able to tell the difference except the people you beat the shit out of for scanning your QR code
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
this'll be even funnier bc if you cover your mandatory QR code w/ the QR code for fucking goatse or w/e, nobody will even be able to tell the difference except the people you beat the shit out of for scanning your QR code
jesus how complex was your order
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
jesus how complex was your order
my favourite part about this dipshit's QR code idea is that he looked at reports of ICE doing mass warrantless tracking of people via their cellphones and thought damn, people are really going to like my idea
January 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
my favourite part about this dipshit's QR code idea is that he looked at reports of ICE doing mass warrantless tracking of people via their cellphones and thought damn, people are really going to like my idea
(trying to triangulate the exact most useless do-nothing idea possible) ok but what if the gestapo had QR codes like an annoying restaurant menu
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
(trying to triangulate the exact most useless do-nothing idea possible) ok but what if the gestapo had QR codes like an annoying restaurant menu
cops already routinely cover up identification they are required to wear in contravention of the rules, but sure maybe this time these particular pigs won't cover this particular identification for some magical reason
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
cops already routinely cover up identification they are required to wear in contravention of the rules, but sure maybe this time these particular pigs won't cover this particular identification for some magical reason
he's just pimping JD for love of the game
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
he's just pimping JD for love of the game
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Can’t stop laughing at this post on the home improvement subreddit
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Can’t stop laughing at this post on the home improvement subreddit