Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.
prodigal son plot line
Check-in: Former #MNUFC head coach Eric Ramsay and West Bromwich Albion suffered a 5-0 loss to Norwich in the English Championship on Tuesday.
Context: West Brom has lost two straight with Ramsay at the helm and slide down to only three points clear of the relegation zone.
Context: West Brom has lost two straight with Ramsay at the helm and slide down to only three points clear of the relegation zone.
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
prodigal son plot line
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
hey sorry guys, hate stepping on a beautiful moment of celebration but that’s my manchurian candidate trigger. Tough timing but off I go
Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
hey sorry guys, hate stepping on a beautiful moment of celebration but that’s my manchurian candidate trigger. Tough timing but off I go
“If you didn’t see it, you would not believe it!” is:
1. A great call
2. Funny for a radio broadcast
1. A great call
2. Funny for a radio broadcast
Kevin Harlan the absolute 🐐
Williams to Kmet from Westwood One
Williams to Kmet from Westwood One
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
“If you didn’t see it, you would not believe it!” is:
1. A great call
2. Funny for a radio broadcast
1. A great call
2. Funny for a radio broadcast
I'm coming around to the idea of breaking up the '31 FRP into pieces I think.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm coming around to the idea of breaking up the '31 FRP into pieces I think.
Almost worse, @startribune.com is quoting from it, but removing the unhinged sounding parts. If you’re going to publish it, publish it whole so people see it’s fucking insane!
WHY are news stations reading DHS statements out loud as if they have ANY credibility at all? They literally murdered a woman in cold blood LAST WEEK and are still lying about what happened, even though we can see what happened. That any credibility would be given to their statement is insane
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Almost worse, @startribune.com is quoting from it, but removing the unhinged sounding parts. If you’re going to publish it, publish it whole so people see it’s fucking insane!
seeing my browser pop up a menu for "mocktails" featuring the Not-So-Hoppy Hammock as a nightstick reins blows on my skull
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
seeing my browser pop up a menu for "mocktails" featuring the Not-So-Hoppy Hammock as a nightstick reins blows on my skull
Can’t stop laughing at this post on the home improvement subreddit
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Can’t stop laughing at this post on the home improvement subreddit
Listening to a great interview with Boxall on @soccerwisehq.bsky.social and I’ll just say his comments on Dayne weren’t exactly effusive with praise lol
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Listening to a great interview with Boxall on @soccerwisehq.bsky.social and I’ll just say his comments on Dayne weren’t exactly effusive with praise lol
“immigration crackdown” when the woman being hauled away in the photo is a US citizen who was driving to a doctors appointment.
As the Trump administration escalates its immigration crackdown in Minneapolis, arrests and aggressive tactics by ICE and the Border Patrol, many seen on viral videos, have intensified the frustration and fear among residents, business owners and immigrant workers. trib.al/zVm2mk5
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
“immigration crackdown” when the woman being hauled away in the photo is a US citizen who was driving to a doctors appointment.
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As I was being tailgated down W. River Parkway by a large SUV with tinted windows, the thought occurred to me that it might help if everyone drives a bit slower. Gives observers more time to identify feds.
We have a 20 MPH speed limit on residential streets, let’s weaponize it
We have a 20 MPH speed limit on residential streets, let’s weaponize it
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
As I was being tailgated down W. River Parkway by a large SUV with tinted windows, the thought occurred to me that it might help if everyone drives a bit slower. Gives observers more time to identify feds.
We have a 20 MPH speed limit on residential streets, let’s weaponize it
We have a 20 MPH speed limit on residential streets, let’s weaponize it
Switching from the “Conference Standings” tab to the “Tankathon” tab again
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Switching from the “Conference Standings” tab to the “Tankathon” tab again
Ah well, at the Bucks will bring me joy!
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Ah well, at the Bucks will bring me joy!
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Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.
Didn’t watch at all last night so catching the replay and already feeling insane seeing KPJ starting out guarding Luka while Rollins just stands in the corner on Smart.
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Didn’t watch at all last night so catching the replay and already feeling insane seeing KPJ starting out guarding Luka while Rollins just stands in the corner on Smart.
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
Horst is going to trade Ryan Rollins and the '31 unprotected for Ja and I'm going to become The Joker.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Horst is going to trade Ryan Rollins and the '31 unprotected for Ja and I'm going to become The Joker.
Yeah, but we brought in:
✅ Drake Callender
✅ Tomás Chancalay
✅ An infinite well of hopelessness that whatever glances of progress were shown were a mirage that we must reckon with, painting clownish smiles on our faces to hide hideous tears betraying what we know of our future
✅ Peter Stroud
✅ Drake Callender
✅ Tomás Chancalay
✅ An infinite well of hopelessness that whatever glances of progress were shown were a mirage that we must reckon with, painting clownish smiles on our faces to hide hideous tears betraying what we know of our future
✅ Peter Stroud
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yeah, but we brought in:
✅ Drake Callender
✅ Tomás Chancalay
✅ An infinite well of hopelessness that whatever glances of progress were shown were a mirage that we must reckon with, painting clownish smiles on our faces to hide hideous tears betraying what we know of our future
✅ Peter Stroud
✅ Drake Callender
✅ Tomás Chancalay
✅ An infinite well of hopelessness that whatever glances of progress were shown were a mirage that we must reckon with, painting clownish smiles on our faces to hide hideous tears betraying what we know of our future
✅ Peter Stroud
CMON MAN
Updated news story: Eric Ramsay is leaving #MNUFC for the West Bromwich Albion job, the @pioneerpress.bsky.social learned Thursday morning.
After two outstanding seasons with #Loons, the Welshman is headed home to a team in the English second division.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/08/m...
After two outstanding seasons with #Loons, the Welshman is headed home to a team in the English second division.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/08/m...
Minnesota United coach Eric Ramsay to take West Brom job
This is the second credible connection between Ramsay and another club since the calendar turned last week.
www.twincities.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
CMON MAN
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business