Evil Alice
@evilalicesg.bsky.social
Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist.
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
Pinned
My mouth feels like a voodoo doll
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I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
- a pyromaniac love story
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
- a pyromaniac love story
Made a piece of art yesterday!
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Made a piece of art yesterday!
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You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
I like good company and laughter!
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I like good company and laughter!
Yes, my mouth is still sore! No BJs today my friends 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Yes, my mouth is still sore! No BJs today my friends 🤣
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Becoming a vampire to read all the books
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Becoming a vampire to read all the books
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I’m not mentally prepared to wash and blow dry my hair.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m not mentally prepared to wash and blow dry my hair.
Life advice: Don’t ever have a tooth extraction with implants without being put under!
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Life advice: Don’t ever have a tooth extraction with implants without being put under!
My mouth feels like a voodoo doll
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My mouth feels like a voodoo doll
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Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
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Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
Still wired from that monster 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Still wired from that monster 🤣
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
I made you some hot chocolate tho!! Come cuddle!
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I made you some hot chocolate tho!! Come cuddle!
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Hot sexts to help them get through the chilly night…
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hot sexts to help them get through the chilly night…
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Dirty thoughts under clean sheets
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dirty thoughts under clean sheets
I make dumb decisions and I just won’t ever stop to be honest! It’s part of me now!
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I make dumb decisions and I just won’t ever stop to be honest! It’s part of me now!
Yes I did drink a monster at 830 pm! Yes I am WIDE awake on a work night!
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Yes I did drink a monster at 830 pm! Yes I am WIDE awake on a work night!
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
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It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you treat people like human beings.
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you treat people like human beings.
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I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
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It’s not over, I won’t let it go. 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s not over, I won’t let it go. 🎃
It’s someone getting the best of you??
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s someone getting the best of you??
Yes, when empty please dispose of me properly! #Whataburger
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yes, when empty please dispose of me properly! #Whataburger
