Evil Alice
@evilalicesg.bsky.social
Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist.
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
Pinned
Naked and afraid is just me trying to have sex
Found an elf hiding in my bed
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Found an elf hiding in my bed
My cat and I watch the birds together!
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
My cat and I watch the birds together!
Seared pork loin in the crockpot today!! Whatcha cookin’??
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Seared pork loin in the crockpot today!! Whatcha cookin’??
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Please…threaten me with a good time. I beg you.
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Please…threaten me with a good time. I beg you.
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the sky is always falling
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
the sky is always falling
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like a good neighbor
stay over there
stay over there
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
like a good neighbor
stay over there
stay over there
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OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
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Starting 2026 the way I start all important things: aggressively eating tacos and refusing to reflect.
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Starting 2026 the way I start all important things: aggressively eating tacos and refusing to reflect.
*blows cinnamon in your face
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
*blows cinnamon in your face
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Got attacked by a shark when I was crowd surfing
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Got attacked by a shark when I was crowd surfing
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This is the Sunday-iest Thursday ever.
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This is the Sunday-iest Thursday ever.
I’ll steal your stuff just to be playful
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I’ll steal your stuff just to be playful
My treasures are the quiet moments we shared
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My treasures are the quiet moments we shared
I know your secrets
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I know your secrets
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I am a train wreck, but the train was full of glitter.
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I am a train wreck, but the train was full of glitter.
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I wanna know you by heart
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I wanna know you by heart
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Maybe you could try something different this year like being a decent human being
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Maybe you could try something different this year like being a decent human being
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Might just fuck around and have a great 2026. I hope you do as well.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Might just fuck around and have a great 2026. I hope you do as well.
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confidence is so hot
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
confidence is so hot
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I’m coming back as a capybara next life. Fuck it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I’m coming back as a capybara next life. Fuck it.
Didn’t wear clothes today, who cares?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Didn’t wear clothes today, who cares?
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Melancholy is preferable to anxiety, I suppose
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Melancholy is preferable to anxiety, I suppose
Tell me it’s gonna get better!! I don’t care if you lie!!
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Tell me it’s gonna get better!! I don’t care if you lie!!