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The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
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just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
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Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
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The problem isn’t just bad policy. It’s who politicians answer to.
When corporations buy access, families lose leverage.
This is why I refuse corporate PAC money. People first. Always. #AudreyforCongress #CA01
When corporations buy access, families lose leverage.
This is why I refuse corporate PAC money. People first. Always. #AudreyforCongress #CA01
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The problem isn’t just bad policy. It’s who politicians answer to.
When corporations buy access, families lose leverage.
This is why I refuse corporate PAC money. People first. Always. #AudreyforCongress #CA01
When corporations buy access, families lose leverage.
This is why I refuse corporate PAC money. People first. Always. #AudreyforCongress #CA01
No clips of the nominated acting performances BUT YES clips of the nominated podcasts is very funny and very stupid #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
No clips of the nominated acting performances BUT YES clips of the nominated podcasts is very funny and very stupid #GoldenGlobes
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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The “opposition party”:
two men in suits and suspenders sit at a table talking
ALT: two men in suits and suspenders sit at a table talking
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The “opposition party”:
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“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”
That’s the opposite of what makes a neighbor good
That’s the opposite of what makes a neighbor good
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”
That’s the opposite of what makes a neighbor good
That’s the opposite of what makes a neighbor good
Ok but was Steve Bannon ever NOT hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein??
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ok but was Steve Bannon ever NOT hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein??
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Pat Spencer for Giannis straight up, who says no
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Pat Spencer for Giannis straight up, who says no
COMPANY: We are an advanced global surveillance apparatus that manufactures AI kill bots that answer to no one. Our company name is Eye of Satan. Submit to our demands, we are already in your house.
VERY SMART AMERICAN: The number one threat to my liberty is my neighbor’s Guatemalan gardener
VERY SMART AMERICAN: The number one threat to my liberty is my neighbor’s Guatemalan gardener
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
COMPANY: We are an advanced global surveillance apparatus that manufactures AI kill bots that answer to no one. Our company name is Eye of Satan. Submit to our demands, we are already in your house.
VERY SMART AMERICAN: The number one threat to my liberty is my neighbor’s Guatemalan gardener
VERY SMART AMERICAN: The number one threat to my liberty is my neighbor’s Guatemalan gardener
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Do not be a willing agent in your own commodification! You are not just a pair of eyeballs to be sold to advertisers. You are not obliged to help giant piratic entertainment conglomerates meet their quarterly revenue goals. You are a human being in a society! You deserve good art!
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do not be a willing agent in your own commodification! You are not just a pair of eyeballs to be sold to advertisers. You are not obliged to help giant piratic entertainment conglomerates meet their quarterly revenue goals. You are a human being in a society! You deserve good art!
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It's ok to hate things! It's ok to expect & demand good art -- good writing, good dialogue, good direction. It's ok to notice when they are absent, even if the art you're criticizing is popular. To just say "it's only a tv show" is to concede you'll lap up any mid slop they put out.
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's ok to hate things! It's ok to expect & demand good art -- good writing, good dialogue, good direction. It's ok to notice when they are absent, even if the art you're criticizing is popular. To just say "it's only a tv show" is to concede you'll lap up any mid slop they put out.
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene was a racist loon yesterday, she is a racist loon today, and she will be a racist loon tomorrow. The “big tent” doesn’t need racist loons.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene was a racist loon yesterday, she is a racist loon today, and she will be a racist loon tomorrow. The “big tent” doesn’t need racist loons.
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Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
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It's A Wonderful Secret (2003)
July 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's A Wonderful Secret (2003)
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
Today is the day Jeffrey Epstein finally became President.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Today is the day Jeffrey Epstein finally became President.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago