Travis Souders
@travissouders.bsky.social
I can’t dance but I like a beat
I finally have played fantasy long enough to be one of those “the four Dak kneeldowns won my matchup for me” guys
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I finally have played fantasy long enough to be one of those “the four Dak kneeldowns won my matchup for me” guys
The final two minutes have been replaced by a 100-yard dash between Jerry Jones and Mark Davis
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The final two minutes have been replaced by a 100-yard dash between Jerry Jones and Mark Davis
Telling the Raiders the Cowboys have George Pickens now
a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Telling the Raiders the Cowboys have George Pickens now
The Raiders bring a “would prefer not to be here” vibe to the secondary
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Raiders bring a “would prefer not to be here” vibe to the secondary
Disney owns both ESPN and Marvel—and the human resources to generate something creative from the mashup of those two properties—and the best it could come up with is this godawful AI slop
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Disney owns both ESPN and Marvel—and the human resources to generate something creative from the mashup of those two properties—and the best it could come up with is this godawful AI slop
In the league where I have Saquon and I’m going against Hurts, that sucked significant ass
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In the league where I have Saquon and I’m going against Hurts, that sucked significant ass
I take no pleasure in reporting that Bo Nix looks related to Bonnie Blue, please don’t google that
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I take no pleasure in reporting that Bo Nix looks related to Bonnie Blue, please don’t google that
49ers “have one single play where someone isn’t injured for the season” challenge (impossible)
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
49ers “have one single play where someone isn’t injured for the season” challenge (impossible)
The Broncos are not particularly interested in scoring points but they are hellbent on having the ball and not letting you score either. Worst watch in football
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The Broncos are not particularly interested in scoring points but they are hellbent on having the ball and not letting you score either. Worst watch in football
Andy Reid to the sideline reporter, red-faced and jogging back to the locker room at halftime:
“What do you want, touchdowns? Grow up, grow the fuck up”
“What do you want, touchdowns? Grow up, grow the fuck up”
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Andy Reid to the sideline reporter, red-faced and jogging back to the locker room at halftime:
“What do you want, touchdowns? Grow up, grow the fuck up”
“What do you want, touchdowns? Grow up, grow the fuck up”
“Landman vs. Seahawks” is objectively pretty funny
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Landman vs. Seahawks” is objectively pretty funny
With the game on the line, the Falcons thought they should cover Tet with a linebacker
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
With the game on the line, the Falcons thought they should cover Tet with a linebacker
Jameis Winston, the prince who was promised (derogatory)
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jameis Winston, the prince who was promised (derogatory)
JJ McCarthy is Theon returned to the Iron Islands. I will not be elaborating, I’m just right
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
JJ McCarthy is Theon returned to the Iron Islands. I will not be elaborating, I’m just right
Now a TD. Unconscionable
Tim Patrick end zone targets? In this economy??
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now a TD. Unconscionable
There’s plenty of time for the Vikings to tank so they can draft a QB
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There’s plenty of time for the Vikings to tank so they can draft a QB
Tim Patrick end zone targets? In this economy??
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tim Patrick end zone targets? In this economy??
All he did was put on a Zoomer wig and the Vikings fell for it
J.J. McCarthy seems like he is Zach Wilson-coded.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
All he did was put on a Zoomer wig and the Vikings fell for it
BSKY not beating the echo chamber allegations
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
BSKY not beating the echo chamber allegations
Matt LaFleur is soooo relieved he can run the offense he really wants to now
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Matt LaFleur is soooo relieved he can run the offense he really wants to now
Rachaad White trying to make a cool juke, getting easily tackled
a man in a hat is standing next to another man in a white coat
ALT: a man in a hat is standing next to another man in a white coat
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Rachaad White trying to make a cool juke, getting easily tackled
I don’t remember who I picked in this game and at this point I’m too scared to check
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don’t remember who I picked in this game and at this point I’m too scared to check
49er fans nodding sagely as Deebo Samuel looks like he’s gaining 100 pounds a week and makes 2-3 drive-killing mistakes per game
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
49er fans nodding sagely as Deebo Samuel looks like he’s gaining 100 pounds a week and makes 2-3 drive-killing mistakes per game
Two 3-7 teams in a 6-3 game.
The NFL Spain: Live Más
The NFL Spain: Live Más
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Two 3-7 teams in a 6-3 game.
The NFL Spain: Live Más
The NFL Spain: Live Más
Chase Edmonds grim reaper meme-ing every overhyped fringy RB
“Bill” was merely a concept
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Chase Edmonds grim reaper meme-ing every overhyped fringy RB