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They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
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Might just turn this into a thread of 90s women who can spin me around until I’m dizzy then shove me into a rock quarry
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literally the first rule of minority leader is you don’t, in fact, “gotta hand it to” the opposing president, especially one who also happens to be a cartoonishly corrupt racist
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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[kool keith voice] Octopussy Egg locket worth 33,585 New Zealand dollars
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Voting DBK as B1G Volleyball Coach of the Year is like saying the Globetrotter’s have the coach of the year. Really anyone coaching Nebraska, Texas, Stanford, or Penn State shouldn’t be eligible for their conference award. Even after all the realignments.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I told Olivia Nuzzi to “fall off a bridge” and got a permanent Twitter ban for it. (Later revoked.)

I was right.
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Broad Ripple?! More like Broad Sidewalk with No Vehicular Barriers, amirite folks
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Listened to the first two tracks from the newest Jay Som and was like "this is a 2008 Emo album run through an indie rock filter. It's Paramore meets Girly Sound." and then I see Hayley Williams literally appears on a track. Good for Jay Som. Pretty good shit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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everyone trying to reclaim nationalism for "the left," this is the end of that road. every time.
In case you were wondering, this oped is even worse than the headline
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Alright which of you nerds submitted this MAC investigation about the building at 30th and College?
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Um @mobute.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social what subscription tier is this show on?
Wife and I started watching Finding Mr. Christmas on the Hallmark Channel. Ten handsome men with chiseled jaws and abs attempting to do arts and crafts and crying every episode as one of the bros is kicked out of the Hallmark house. Exquisite television
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Jack & JIL FUH Bath.

LMAO y'all thought I meant my man's bath?? FUHHHH
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Damn, she roasted y’all bitches
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Both @jaaaaaffff.bsky.social and @nickhasthoughts.com actually saw it and can attest, but anyone can vote!! Click that mouse and vote for Eric Reiberg in WAD in best performer in a play, and WAD for best Play. (You can pick No Nominee at the top in the others.)

www.broadwayworld.com/indianapolis...
BroadwayWorld Indianapolis Awards - Best Performer In A Play
BroadwayWorld Indianapolis Awards - Best Performer In A Play
www.broadwayworld.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is Stone Temple Pilots Album No. 4 weather. A dark, desperate time where the daylight doesn’t exist. The only way out is through. Do as many drugs as you can. Have sex with everyone who even hints at being interested. Eat only at bars. Smoke cigarettes and also run 5 miles a day. We can do it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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[Courtney Love voice] I AM
Car Farts.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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also, annual reminder: fuck the foo fighters & especially dave grohl's bitch ass
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He never came back from Copperhead Road
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
His Pazuzu levels are increasing more and more and you really do hear it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Purdue walking out like this and NBC dropping the “RECORD: 2-9” chyron is pretty fucking hilarious
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nebraska’s bench could be ranked top #25. I wanna see what their backup setter looks like. Jesus fucking Christ.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Bergen Reilly doesn’t dump very often, but when she does it’s extremely tactical.”

Who is she every girl I’ve met until the third time I sleep over
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Watching the Wizard Of Oz and it still falls the shit out that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s cheap asses just CGI’d one little person to be all the Oompa Loompas
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Copy paste send
Paste send
Paste send
Paste send
Put phone on charger and leave the house
“You’re probably busy getting ready for Thanksgiving with your family and I’m the last person you wanna hear from but just want to wish you a good Thanksgiving. I was always Thankful for you. Hope whoever you with know you don’t like your food touching like I did. Tell your mom hope she good too”
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM