Eric_Time
@erictime.bsky.social
They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
My parents lived in the USVI from 1970 to 1977 so if you came into our house when I was a child there was a good chance we had a calypso or reggae album playing. By the time I was five, I knew which was my favorite and frankly which was the best. RIP Jimmy Cliff
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My parents lived in the USVI from 1970 to 1977 so if you came into our house when I was a child there was a good chance we had a calypso or reggae album playing. By the time I was five, I knew which was my favorite and frankly which was the best. RIP Jimmy Cliff
We’re about to fucking destroy this Saturdays At Your Place show
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We’re about to fucking destroy this Saturdays At Your Place show
Splitting the vote by competing against myself in the goofy local theater polls.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Splitting the vote by competing against myself in the goofy local theater polls.
Renamed my phone to give myself a little treat every time it connects to the Bluetooth
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Renamed my phone to give myself a little treat every time it connects to the Bluetooth
Look I don’t usually agree with a bank, but they’re right in this case.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Look I don’t usually agree with a bank, but they’re right in this case.
*Buffalo Bill/Jame Gumb voice*: “Wait…”
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*Buffalo Bill/Jame Gumb voice*: “Wait…”
They should’ve respected the cock text and built huge phallic towers like we were meant to as modern men
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They should’ve respected the cock text and built huge phallic towers like we were meant to as modern men
The only people I support cops and ice capturing and deporting are people with Sov Cit license plates
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The only people I support cops and ice capturing and deporting are people with Sov Cit license plates
One of my favorite things to think about while making playlists or doing some music writing is that the guy who wrote the 0.0 / 10 Pitchfork review of Liz Phair's self-titled album, which primarily focused on how she was selling out and had a filthy mouth, is now this motherfucker.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One of my favorite things to think about while making playlists or doing some music writing is that the guy who wrote the 0.0 / 10 Pitchfork review of Liz Phair's self-titled album, which primarily focused on how she was selling out and had a filthy mouth, is now this motherfucker.
BRO TWO PEOPLE DIED AT THE MONUMENTAL MARATHON TODAY!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
BRO TWO PEOPLE DIED AT THE MONUMENTAL MARATHON TODAY!!
Once again Gillian Anderson is trying to make me stab myself with a chainsaw
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Once again Gillian Anderson is trying to make me stab myself with a chainsaw
I did not run the Monumental half marathon because for some reason we can put an infinite amount of cars on the street but somehow event permitting limits the number of runners a race can have and I didn’t make it off the waitlist. Ran 10 anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I did not run the Monumental half marathon because for some reason we can put an infinite amount of cars on the street but somehow event permitting limits the number of runners a race can have and I didn’t make it off the waitlist. Ran 10 anyway.
Please Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Please Zohran Mamdani
Some of the haters are furious that Militarie Gun are making sweaty singalong bar band anthems now, despite the aesthetic still being extremely heavy and HC-inflected. I, on the other hand, simply chose to get in the pit, throw elbows, and sing loudly til I was hoarse. God Save The Fucking Gun.
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Some of the haters are furious that Militarie Gun are making sweaty singalong bar band anthems now, despite the aesthetic still being extremely heavy and HC-inflected. I, on the other hand, simply chose to get in the pit, throw elbows, and sing loudly til I was hoarse. God Save The Fucking Gun.
Who wants to get dressed up in formal wear and go see Gucci Mane do a show with a live string quartet as his backing music?
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who wants to get dressed up in formal wear and go see Gucci Mane do a show with a live string quartet as his backing music?
Whoever bought the plumbing fixtures got a tank with the flush handle on the closed side of the water closet. Rank amateur shit. Just the worst, least competent people possible doing all the jobs at every level. They’re going to have to remodel that fucker in 3 years.
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Whoever bought the plumbing fixtures got a tank with the flush handle on the closed side of the water closet. Rank amateur shit. Just the worst, least competent people possible doing all the jobs at every level. They’re going to have to remodel that fucker in 3 years.
I’m drinking drafts at a semi-hidden little microbrewery in Lousyville. JK I love this fuckin town
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m drinking drafts at a semi-hidden little microbrewery in Lousyville. JK I love this fuckin town
Tanker full of whiskey mash.
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Tanker full of whiskey mash.
It’s a good album. I say do it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s a good album. I say do it.
I’m in your city with locally famous people @502eire.lol
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m in your city with locally famous people @502eire.lol
Good day for a ballgame
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Good day for a ballgame
I’ve run 420 miles in 69 hours this year. Fucking NICE
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’ve run 420 miles in 69 hours this year. Fucking NICE