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Elle Fanning is one of the best actresses of her generation, and yet I think perhaps her finest line reading came when she was a very small child and said, "What a stupid bucket!" in the English language Totoro dub.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Lunch 2: Retribution
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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if you ate food from 2005 you could become ill. but in 2005 you ate it all the time
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud
October 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
coming back from a 12 minute bathroom break at work still hating everyone around me but ready to bear the hatred more nobly
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i dont think there will ever be a president as bad as george w bush!
May 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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no h8
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hey @doritos.com i found off brand corn triangles in my friends apartment do i have your permission to end their feeble existence?
July 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's no panic attack in the bathroom Tuesday! we are not going to have a panic attack in the bathroom today
June 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
feeling very protective of my coffee. hyper vigilant. if someone tries to take her im gonna bite them
May 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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America's Bravest Boy Blows Ass In Public
April 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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been a long time since I stapled some papers together, wonder if I still have what it takes
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
just me and my fat tits against the world
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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America's Bravest Boy Very Anxious; Drinks Caffeine Anyway
April 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Mr. Timothy rescues a kitten from trash! From Belinda Blue, 1940. Written by Esther Wood and illustrated by Theresa Kalab.
April 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
have no idea what to eat for lunch but I know I need to watch that video of that kid falling off his skateboard
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
coffee got me thinking shit like "I like my Instagram"
April 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Idk if I can make it. Got a fool’s errand around 3
April 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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America's Bravest Boy Gets Gas Despite Really Really Not Wanting To, Reports Say
March 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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is that a corkscrew in ur pocket or do you have a weird duck dick
March 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM