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Emily
@emilyandawesome.bsky.social
· Mar 7
The first thing I wrote in my diary when I was 12…
Dear Diary,
I’m going to start writing my “a’s” like this a a a… 😂😂
Dear Diary,
I’m going to start writing my “a’s” like this a a a… 😂😂
I’m Ms. Fancy Pants today 💁🏼♀️
July 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m Ms. Fancy Pants today 💁🏼♀️
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My jacket is straight and tight!
- flirting
- flirting
July 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My jacket is straight and tight!
- flirting
- flirting
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turns out bitch never even had my money
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
turns out bitch never even had my money
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The entire week after daylight savings time “yea the clock says that but really its...”
March 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The entire week after daylight savings time “yea the clock says that but really its...”
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Joggers? Oh no, dear. These are sitters.
March 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Joggers? Oh no, dear. These are sitters.
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Who up springing forward into oblivion?
March 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Who up springing forward into oblivion?
The ONLY organized thing in my life rn 😂
March 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The ONLY organized thing in my life rn 😂
My church sermon today…talking about budgeting and tithing 😬😅 but most tithing 👀
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My church sermon today…talking about budgeting and tithing 😬😅 but most tithing 👀
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People who ask me for something “at your soonest convenience” have no idea how perpetually inconvenienced I am.
March 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
People who ask me for something “at your soonest convenience” have no idea how perpetually inconvenienced I am.
@armenianabs.bsky.social just catching up on my BlueSky likes homework 😎
March 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@armenianabs.bsky.social just catching up on my BlueSky likes homework 😎
Can I come finger space the hangers in your closet for you!?
March 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can I come finger space the hangers in your closet for you!?
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I live my life the same way I fold a fitted sheet. Like a psycho.
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I live my life the same way I fold a fitted sheet. Like a psycho.
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I'm only here to make really good friends with people I'll never meet
March 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm only here to make really good friends with people I'll never meet
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Ive been finding out for years, when exactly do i get to fuck around?
March 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ive been finding out for years, when exactly do i get to fuck around?
My mom telling me about the time she was prepping a patient with betadine for surgery and she found an old cigarette under the patient’s tit.
March 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My mom telling me about the time she was prepping a patient with betadine for surgery and she found an old cigarette under the patient’s tit.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
November 17, 2024 at 12:40 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
My biggest fear when I was a preteen… forgetting my locker combination.
March 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My biggest fear when I was a preteen… forgetting my locker combination.
If any of you ever wanna kidnap my mom’s zippy Mercedes, she leaves her keys in the safety of her car every single night 🙄
March 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If any of you ever wanna kidnap my mom’s zippy Mercedes, she leaves her keys in the safety of her car every single night 🙄
Just left Total Wine and all I purchased was a birthday card 😆
March 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just left Total Wine and all I purchased was a birthday card 😆
My dad telling me about two feral cats on his property. Then asking me if I knew what feral meant. And me telling him that I used to be feral 😆
March 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My dad telling me about two feral cats on his property. Then asking me if I knew what feral meant. And me telling him that I used to be feral 😆
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I'll swear whenever the heck I feel like it
March 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'll swear whenever the heck I feel like it