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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
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I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”
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Pound Control to Major Dom
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Pound Control to Major Dom
Just got stuck behind a Tesla with the license plate "MD ENDO". And he was driving exactly like you think Dr Weed would.
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just got stuck behind a Tesla with the license plate "MD ENDO". And he was driving exactly like you think Dr Weed would.
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It would be extremely powerful if you read this unedited proclamation by the US President on-air @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It would be extremely powerful if you read this unedited proclamation by the US President on-air @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
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my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
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Quentin Tarantino knows we've all seen him act, right?
We all knew Quentin Tarantino was a bad person, but making Matthew Lillard feel bad is a bridge too far. He must now be exiled to a place with no feet.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Quentin Tarantino knows we've all seen him act, right?
The thing about these "the West built modern civilization" dweebs who somehow feel they share in the glory of others because they have the same skin color, I bet none of them could assemble an IKEA cabinet. They can't personally build shit.
an IQ of 68 means you have some difficulty functioning independently and implies a pretty substantial impairment. for example it would leave you susceptible to believing things like "there's a country where the average IQ is 68. pic unrelated
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The thing about these "the West built modern civilization" dweebs who somehow feel they share in the glory of others because they have the same skin color, I bet none of them could assemble an IKEA cabinet. They can't personally build shit.
Went to a local estate sale two years ago, and was looking at records. They were insanely priced. I asked that the deal was, and the dude running the sale (one of about 3 local services) said he looks everything up on discogs now.
Cool. Guess I don't go to estate sales looking for records anymore.
Cool. Guess I don't go to estate sales looking for records anymore.
Guy in front of me in the record shop is looking up Discogs prices in front of the shop-owner *after he’s been given a deal on the records.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Went to a local estate sale two years ago, and was looking at records. They were insanely priced. I asked that the deal was, and the dude running the sale (one of about 3 local services) said he looks everything up on discogs now.
Cool. Guess I don't go to estate sales looking for records anymore.
Cool. Guess I don't go to estate sales looking for records anymore.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Clash of the Titans. Which we watched for Mythology. Which was a 7th period class that was pretty much a bone they threw to stoners to pull up their GPA. I'm not joking.
It was taught by the teacher that also taught Latin. We got to watch the movie because we were good for a week.
It was taught by the teacher that also taught Latin. We got to watch the movie because we were good for a week.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Clash of the Titans. Which we watched for Mythology. Which was a 7th period class that was pretty much a bone they threw to stoners to pull up their GPA. I'm not joking.
It was taught by the teacher that also taught Latin. We got to watch the movie because we were good for a week.
It was taught by the teacher that also taught Latin. We got to watch the movie because we were good for a week.
Famously corrupt organization invents prize for dude who is famously narcissistic. Chef's kiss.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Famously corrupt organization invents prize for dude who is famously narcissistic. Chef's kiss.
Maybe if Paul Dano threw the n-word around a little, Tarentino would be cooler with him.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Maybe if Paul Dano threw the n-word around a little, Tarentino would be cooler with him.
He plays a dangerous game.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He plays a dangerous game.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I refuse to learn how to pronounce Art Basel.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I refuse to learn how to pronounce Art Basel.
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Hey, watch me bring this dude back from the dead. Yup. Never gonna do that again. Just like that time I once walked across some water, that I'm sure 2000 years later people will swear to all they're worth is a thing I did.
it's crazy jesus brought that one guy back to life and just never did it again, never got his mana back
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey, watch me bring this dude back from the dead. Yup. Never gonna do that again. Just like that time I once walked across some water, that I'm sure 2000 years later people will swear to all they're worth is a thing I did.
Also, not a woman in this picture.
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Also, not a woman in this picture.