Eleänor
eleanorclarinet.bsky.social
Eleänor
@eleanorclarinet.bsky.social
Senior software engineer, sometimes web comics
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The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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NEWS: I spent the past 24 hours going through major MAGA accounts on Twitter, and a bombshell development has become clear: most of the right-wing ecosphere is being fed propaganda from foreign actors.

This impacts elections. This impacts discourse. This is major. Subscribe to support my work:
NEWS: Major MAGA Accounts on Twitter Exposed as Foreign Actors
A stunning development over the past 24 hours.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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alt text a screenshot (with no instructions for how to replicate it) showing that the account was created in and is based in Russia and uses the Russian app store

guessing that's an API change they'll roll back quickly
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I wrote this at some point during his first term. That’s exactly what they’re doing.
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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For well over a decade now, the Republican Party has been less about using state capacity to enforce bigotry than using the power of the state to *crowdsource* bigotry, to make life harder and less livable for disfavoured groups. Make bigotry less shameful, make bigots openly proud of their bigotry.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
use pager duty and apple watch to get out of uncomfortable tech social networking: www.linkedin.com/pulse/use-pa...
Use Pager Duty and Apple Watch to discreetly escape networking
I attended a not-so-great tech mixer recently and while I always try my best to engage with others, sometimes you just get stuck talking to "that person." Women in tech especially know what I'm talkin...
www.linkedin.com
April 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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A couple decades into my career, it has never once failed me that a person describing others in a community or team as “non-technical” is a reliable indicator that they fundamentally do not understand how technology is created. There’s no such thing as a “non-technical” person.
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
more is less. No really

$ less
// Missing filename ("less --help" for help)

$ more
// Missing filename ("less --help" for help)
March 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
“At the root of snobbery is a lack of imagination and confidence about how to decide who in the world is valuable. The snob isn’t wrong in the sense that there are better and worse sort of people around. They're just brutally misguided in how the superior individuals can be identified.”
March 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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It would all be very unpopular if you could convince people it was happening
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
March is Women in History month and, as a woman in history, all I ask is for more high fives.
March 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
appalled to learn that the heap (computer memory) has nothing to do with a heap (data structure).
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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every Donald Trump cycle:

TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny

FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny

TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies

TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny*

NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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You guys aren’t going to believe this, but today I used a cable from my big box of old cables.
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
February 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM