Elder Millenial
@eldermillennial.bsky.social
Cat, coffee, and comedy enjoyer
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That movie with Selleck and Arnold as food critics who fall in love flopped badly, it was a Tom Tom nom nom rom com bomb.
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That movie with Selleck and Arnold as food critics who fall in love flopped badly, it was a Tom Tom nom nom rom com bomb.
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Skyfloat
Skyfloat
Make a Bond movie casual:
The Spy Who Loved Meat
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Make a Bond movie casual:
Dr. Ehhhhh Maybe?
Dr. Ehhhhh Maybe?
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Skyfloat
Skyfloat
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert. The Gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert. The Gunslinger followed.
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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Brett Kavanaugh, present for oral arguments but not listening, writing “Bert Kavanaugh” on his notes, frowning for multiple minutes, then trying to erase with the back of a pen
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Brett Kavanaugh, present for oral arguments but not listening, writing “Bert Kavanaugh” on his notes, frowning for multiple minutes, then trying to erase with the back of a pen
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
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Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.
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He knows giraffe and elephant and u still don’t think he’s playing 4-D chess?
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
www.independent.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He knows giraffe and elephant and u still don’t think he’s playing 4-D chess?
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scully: victim died of multiple orgasms
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
July 1, 2023 at 7:08 AM
scully: victim died of multiple orgasms
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
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Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
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If you’ve ever used an erect penis to hang a towel on please repost.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you’ve ever used an erect penis to hang a towel on please repost.
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Like we have a platform where people make great user content and it’s called YouTube and it’s free and not what you are
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Like we have a platform where people make great user content and it’s called YouTube and it’s free and not what you are
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Jesus: throw all your money away and be good to other people
Christians, somehow: billionaires are great
Christians, somehow: billionaires are great
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Jesus: throw all your money away and be good to other people
Christians, somehow: billionaires are great
Christians, somehow: billionaires are great
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
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"How can the judge justify blocking this law from taking effect, since people can simply elect leaders who will repeal it," I ask myself in the mirror, excited for my first day of high school debate club next week
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"How can the judge justify blocking this law from taking effect, since people can simply elect leaders who will repeal it," I ask myself in the mirror, excited for my first day of high school debate club next week
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“I didn’t see the war crime I committed because of the fog of war created by my previous war crime” is a crazy strategy for defending yourself against accusations of having committed war crimes
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“I didn’t see the war crime I committed because of the fog of war created by my previous war crime” is a crazy strategy for defending yourself against accusations of having committed war crimes
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Senator Mark Kelly has seen the Trump admin's classified justification for the boat strikes and said they should be released to the public. Kelly can release the info himself due legislative immunity; but when asked if he would, did not respond to multiple requests for comment.
Why Hegseth's Alleged War Crime Will Never Be Revealed
Lethal strike on alleged drug boat in Caribbean is shrouded in an above-top secret world
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Senator Mark Kelly has seen the Trump admin's classified justification for the boat strikes and said they should be released to the public. Kelly can release the info himself due legislative immunity; but when asked if he would, did not respond to multiple requests for comment.
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i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.