Ahmed.E
@el19125578.bsky.social
I/S Teacher🍎, He/Him/Bruh, CISHET, LEVANTINE ۞, MUSLIM ☪︎, Wish to live abroad permanently ✈️ ☀️🌴 🌊🇦🇺, HouseMusic + EDM 🎧
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Awkward. Accidentaly said "you too" to a coworker who said "sorry for your loss", and now I have to kill one of their loved ones to save face.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Awkward. Accidentaly said "you too" to a coworker who said "sorry for your loss", and now I have to kill one of their loved ones to save face.
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I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.
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I like how they provide AI summaries of product reviews now that always say "some customers say the battery life is good, but others say the battery life is bad". Thank you, that was well worth it
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I like how they provide AI summaries of product reviews now that always say "some customers say the battery life is good, but others say the battery life is bad". Thank you, that was well worth it
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Meme to share with every person mad at Billie Eilish for calling out billionaires despite being a millionaire herself
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Meme to share with every person mad at Billie Eilish for calling out billionaires despite being a millionaire herself
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit
Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.
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Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.
redshirtsalwaysdie.com/star-trek-un...
Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit
Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.
redshirtsalwaysdie.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit
Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.
redshirtsalwaysdie.com/star-trek-un...
Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.
redshirtsalwaysdie.com/star-trek-un...
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I figured it out.
The world is crumbling because we dont have 90s dance/euro-pop dominating the music scene.
If we had a new Ace Of Bass or La Bouche, then we could heal the world.
The world is crumbling because we dont have 90s dance/euro-pop dominating the music scene.
If we had a new Ace Of Bass or La Bouche, then we could heal the world.
a man in a black shirt and blue shorts is standing in a grassy field with other people .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and blue shorts is standing in a grassy field with other people .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I figured it out.
The world is crumbling because we dont have 90s dance/euro-pop dominating the music scene.
If we had a new Ace Of Bass or La Bouche, then we could heal the world.
The world is crumbling because we dont have 90s dance/euro-pop dominating the music scene.
If we had a new Ace Of Bass or La Bouche, then we could heal the world.
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Stomp Clap Hey music died out like ten years ago, why are people getting mad about it now? Is our culture so powerless and emasculated that we have to dig up a defenseless, deprecated genre to put on trial, just to remember what justice feels like?
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Stomp Clap Hey music died out like ten years ago, why are people getting mad about it now? Is our culture so powerless and emasculated that we have to dig up a defenseless, deprecated genre to put on trial, just to remember what justice feels like?
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the return of stomp clap hey music is less a recession indicator and more a flashing neon sign
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the return of stomp clap hey music is less a recession indicator and more a flashing neon sign
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Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
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Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.
December 16, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.
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Capitalism is awesome because no one can afford groceries and instead of blaming anyone with wealth or power we get mad at people living on the street or trying to move to the country to work
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Capitalism is awesome because no one can afford groceries and instead of blaming anyone with wealth or power we get mad at people living on the street or trying to move to the country to work
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“Deloitte “misused AI and used it very inappropriately: misquoted a judge, used references that are non-existent,” Pocock told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “I mean, the kinds of things that a first-year university student would be in deep trouble for.””
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Deloitte was caught using AI in $290,000 report to help the Australian government crack down on welfare after a researcher flagged hallucinations | Fortune
The updates “in no way impact” the report’s findings and recommendations, the Big Four firm said.
fortune.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“Deloitte “misused AI and used it very inappropriately: misquoted a judge, used references that are non-existent,” Pocock told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “I mean, the kinds of things that a first-year university student would be in deep trouble for.””
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But... the 7 is a gun. Why are we removing the guns from the posters for movies about a guy who solves problems by either fucking them or shooting them? Sometimes both.
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
But... the 7 is a gun. Why are we removing the guns from the posters for movies about a guy who solves problems by either fucking them or shooting them? Sometimes both.
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% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports
Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.
www.pewresearch.org
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
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Remember when this was a fringe idea? When it was considered contrarian to say AI was a bubble? Yet people aren’t quite there. The markets have yet to fully accept it. But how long can they ignore this? It’s not going away. We’ve got Bezos, Altman, Zuckerberg, Nadella said there’d be overbuild.
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Remember when this was a fringe idea? When it was considered contrarian to say AI was a bubble? Yet people aren’t quite there. The markets have yet to fully accept it. But how long can they ignore this? It’s not going away. We’ve got Bezos, Altman, Zuckerberg, Nadella said there’d be overbuild.
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Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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I already have a nice TV and don't see the point of strapping a heavy set of goggles to my face so I can watch a pretend and worse TV. www.theverge.com/news/780492/...
Meta is bringing an all-in-one movie and TV streaming hub to Quest headsets
Streaming in VR.
www.theverge.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I already have a nice TV and don't see the point of strapping a heavy set of goggles to my face so I can watch a pretend and worse TV. www.theverge.com/news/780492/...
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What we have learned from Google Docs is that word processors were functionally complete for 99% of users by 1995. The only useful feature added since then is collaborative editing.
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What we have learned from Google Docs is that word processors were functionally complete for 99% of users by 1995. The only useful feature added since then is collaborative editing.
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Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
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your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
August 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
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It was only through collective action — in the form of a class-action lawsuit, that people got paid.
www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...
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Elon Musk to pay $500 million in severance to 6,000 ex-Twitter workers
The tentative $500 million deal, filed in federal court, covers about 6,000 workers who were laid off after Musk bought the company for $44 billion and rebranded it as X.
www.sfchronicle.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It was only through collective action — in the form of a class-action lawsuit, that people got paid.
www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...
www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...
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One of my most moral panic style opinions is the use of “NPC” as a slur is a symptom of a societal sociopathy epidemic.
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One of my most moral panic style opinions is the use of “NPC” as a slur is a symptom of a societal sociopathy epidemic.
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"Why did people dress better in the past?"
Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question!
"Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?"
People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!
Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question!
"Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?"
People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!
August 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Why did people dress better in the past?"
Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question!
"Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?"
People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!
Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question!
"Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?"
People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!