@ejg25.bsky.social
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'I’m not trying to make this a downer, understand.
I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, next to cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.'
William Goldman
I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, next to cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.'
William Goldman
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
'I’m not trying to make this a downer, understand.
I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, next to cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.'
William Goldman
I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, next to cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.'
William Goldman
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It will be a grave loss to culture & history if no one writes an opera about this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It will be a grave loss to culture & history if no one writes an opera about this.
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I have thrown
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have thrown
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
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Totally worth the several trees burned down for this AI image.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Totally worth the several trees burned down for this AI image.
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No but seriously, Portland has some pretty mean streets
At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident
At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident
October 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No but seriously, Portland has some pretty mean streets
At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident
At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident
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It will infuriate MAGA that Portlanders are having so much fun. “Why aren’t they terrified!?”
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It will infuriate MAGA that Portlanders are having so much fun. “Why aren’t they terrified!?”
Portland has the right approach.
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Portland has the right approach.
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I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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Also, where are you going to find a cathedral these days, in this economy? 🫠
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Also, where are you going to find a cathedral these days, in this economy? 🫠
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Traditionally you nailed this kind of thing to the door of a cathedral
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Traditionally you nailed this kind of thing to the door of a cathedral
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I mean "What you fail to see, Mr. Pope" is kinda the essence of protestantism
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I mean "What you fail to see, Mr. Pope" is kinda the essence of protestantism
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Hugh Hefner On The Roof
September 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hugh Hefner On The Roof
The Hebrew Hammer wore it better.
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Hebrew Hammer wore it better.
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One of my favorite Robert Redford stories is when Mike Nichols was considering him for "The Graduate" and told him he needed to act like a guy who has struck out with women and Redford replied "what do you mean?"
September 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
One of my favorite Robert Redford stories is when Mike Nichols was considering him for "The Graduate" and told him he needed to act like a guy who has struck out with women and Redford replied "what do you mean?"
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I can't remember the details, and can't find them now, for my favorite Robert Redford anecdote, but: When Indecent Proposal was being discussed, someone asked a film critic if she would sleep with Robert Redford for $1 million, and she replied, "Yes, but where would I get the money?"
September 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I can't remember the details, and can't find them now, for my favorite Robert Redford anecdote, but: When Indecent Proposal was being discussed, someone asked a film critic if she would sleep with Robert Redford for $1 million, and she replied, "Yes, but where would I get the money?"
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Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation
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His father and his uncle were literally assassinated... by people with guns... in the 1960s.
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
His father and his uncle were literally assassinated... by people with guns... in the 1960s.
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As soul destroying as fascism is, anti-fascism sure warms the heart.
September 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As soul destroying as fascism is, anti-fascism sure warms the heart.
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Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
www.wxxinews.org
September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
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They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
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In a massive victory for Harvard University, a federal judge ruled Wednesday that the Trump administration violated Harvard’s First Amendment rights and federal law when it froze nearly $2 billion in federal grants because of the Ivy League school's handling of antisemitism on campus.
Judge rules Trump administration's funding freeze against Harvard was unlawful
The decision from U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs is a massive victory for Harvard University.
www.cbsnews.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In a massive victory for Harvard University, a federal judge ruled Wednesday that the Trump administration violated Harvard’s First Amendment rights and federal law when it froze nearly $2 billion in federal grants because of the Ivy League school's handling of antisemitism on campus.
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Remember all those long-range plans? Turns out many of our “best” universities are deeply short-term in their thinking.
May I never be such a willing accomplice in my own undoing.
May I never be such a willing accomplice in my own undoing.
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Remember all those long-range plans? Turns out many of our “best” universities are deeply short-term in their thinking.
May I never be such a willing accomplice in my own undoing.
May I never be such a willing accomplice in my own undoing.