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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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This game feels like Kentucky at Auburn
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This game feels like Kentucky at Auburn
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Hey I just wanted to apologize for my optimism here
when it's 10-0 in the third quarter and nothing has happened for 20 minutes, that's when we'll know. you'll see
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hey I just wanted to apologize for my optimism here
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She was gonna beat that man’s ass
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
She was gonna beat that man’s ass
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2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
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High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
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POV: you are A.P. Hill on July 2, 1863, and you could have sworn you just heard someone say “I don’t plan to let you do that” in a Minnesota accent
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
POV: you are A.P. Hill on July 2, 1863, and you could have sworn you just heard someone say “I don’t plan to let you do that” in a Minnesota accent
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How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents.
Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.
Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.
Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.
Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.
Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.
Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.
Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents.
Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.
Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.
Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.
Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.
Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.
Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.
Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
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“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
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I won’t tag him here but I do think this Miami fan has the right idea
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I won’t tag him here but I do think this Miami fan has the right idea
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~65,000 Hoosiers singing Mr Brightside, then snarling boos at the refs for two straight plays, all while up 42-15 in a national semifinal. The score is 42-15 in favor of Indiana, to be clear. Also they're in a semifinal
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
~65,000 Hoosiers singing Mr Brightside, then snarling boos at the refs for two straight plays, all while up 42-15 in a national semifinal. The score is 42-15 in favor of Indiana, to be clear. Also they're in a semifinal
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Air to Ground Message:
WE HAVIN DUCK TONIIGHT. TY
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Embraer 170
A: #a37ea6d63da
F: #fdb08b42159
#acars #vdlm2
WE HAVIN DUCK TONIIGHT. TY
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Embraer 170
A: #a37ea6d63da
F: #fdb08b42159
#acars #vdlm2
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Air to Ground Message:
WE HAVIN DUCK TONIIGHT. TY
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Embraer 170
A: #a37ea6d63da
F: #fdb08b42159
#acars #vdlm2
WE HAVIN DUCK TONIIGHT. TY
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Embraer 170
A: #a37ea6d63da
F: #fdb08b42159
#acars #vdlm2
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Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
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for millions of years ducks have learned to trust Ponds ... but tonight they have been betrayed
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
for millions of years ducks have learned to trust Ponds ... but tonight they have been betrayed
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week
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New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
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Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
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Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
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This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
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this is just being a SRE
i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this is just being a SRE
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.