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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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This game feels like Kentucky at Auburn
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Hey I just wanted to apologize for my optimism here
when it's 10-0 in the third quarter and nothing has happened for 20 minutes, that's when we'll know. you'll see
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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She was gonna beat that man’s ass
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Ill-hands Omar
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story

2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat

2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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POV: you are A.P. Hill on July 2, 1863, and you could have sworn you just heard someone say “I don’t plan to let you do that” in a Minnesota accent
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents.

Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.

Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.

Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.

Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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I won’t tag him here but I do think this Miami fan has the right idea
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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~65,000 Hoosiers singing Mr Brightside, then snarling boos at the refs for two straight plays, all while up 42-15 in a national semifinal. The score is 42-15 in favor of Indiana, to be clear. Also they're in a semifinal
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Air to Ground Message:

WE HAVIN DUCK TONIIGHT. TY

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Embraer 170
A: #a37ea6d63da
F: #fdb08b42159

#acars #vdlm2
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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for millions of years ducks have learned to trust Ponds ... but tonight they have been betrayed
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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this is just being a SRE
i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM