MMMMMMark
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An underground revolution working overtime.
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Taylor Swift is in Buffalo watching her boyfriend, Travis Kelce (yawn). I’d be more impressed if Judas Priest lead singer, Rob Halford, was in Buffalo watching his boyfriend, Travis Kelce.
January 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Taylor Swift is in Buffalo watching her boyfriend, Travis Kelce (yawn). I’d be more impressed if Judas Priest lead singer, Rob Halford, was in Buffalo watching his boyfriend, Travis Kelce.
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I hate people more than you do
Wanna fuck?
Wanna fuck?
January 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I hate people more than you do
Wanna fuck?
Wanna fuck?
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Poseidon insists on being addressed as Your Excellent Sea.
January 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Poseidon insists on being addressed as Your Excellent Sea.
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my wife is currently out of town. she thinks that i bought a 24 pack of bagel bites and am having a quiet little weekend. what she doesn’t know is that i actually bought a 48 pack of bagel bites.
January 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
my wife is currently out of town. she thinks that i bought a 24 pack of bagel bites and am having a quiet little weekend. what she doesn’t know is that i actually bought a 48 pack of bagel bites.
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There is truth in wine. I drink whisky.
January 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
There is truth in wine. I drink whisky.
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Since the divorce, I’ve had no way of knowing how wrong I am
January 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Since the divorce, I’ve had no way of knowing how wrong I am
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Language has its own department dedicated to marketing. You may have heard of ad-verbs.
January 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Language has its own department dedicated to marketing. You may have heard of ad-verbs.
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[first date]
Date: i love cats
Me: (trying to impress) *slowly pushes her plate off the table*
Date: i love cats
Me: (trying to impress) *slowly pushes her plate off the table*
January 15, 2024 at 2:33 AM
[first date]
Date: i love cats
Me: (trying to impress) *slowly pushes her plate off the table*
Date: i love cats
Me: (trying to impress) *slowly pushes her plate off the table*
I’ve got a bottle of Jim Beam, a pack of cigarettes, a couple ounces of weed, a lighter, a pack of condoms, a knife, and a can of chili. Can you think of anything else that I should put in my emergency kit?
January 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I’ve got a bottle of Jim Beam, a pack of cigarettes, a couple ounces of weed, a lighter, a pack of condoms, a knife, and a can of chili. Can you think of anything else that I should put in my emergency kit?
We’re only about 14 years away from Green Bay drafting a QB and trading Jordan Love to the Jets.
January 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
We’re only about 14 years away from Green Bay drafting a QB and trading Jordan Love to the Jets.
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Those streaming music station algorithms are like "Play FOO FIGHTERS station" and the second song will be by KC and the Sunshine Band.
January 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Those streaming music station algorithms are like "Play FOO FIGHTERS station" and the second song will be by KC and the Sunshine Band.
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Netflix n chill < Columbo n intermittent napping
January 14, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Netflix n chill < Columbo n intermittent napping
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dont mind me. im still wondering if those people caught that comet they killed themselves for.
January 14, 2024 at 6:33 PM
dont mind me. im still wondering if those people caught that comet they killed themselves for.
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The masculine urge to re-rack the nutbag.
The masculine urge to suck in that gut
January 14, 2024 at 6:58 PM
The masculine urge to re-rack the nutbag.
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News flash: it is fucking cold out!!!
January 14, 2024 at 7:38 PM
News flash: it is fucking cold out!!!
How are we seriously supposed to transition to electric vehicles if every time that the temp gets above 90 degrees (F) or below 20 degrees (F), the power company asks us to cut back on our power usage and not do things like charge cars?
January 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
How are we seriously supposed to transition to electric vehicles if every time that the temp gets above 90 degrees (F) or below 20 degrees (F), the power company asks us to cut back on our power usage and not do things like charge cars?
My sister-in-law thinks that it’s weird that I’m almost 55 years old and still wake up with morning wood. I think it’s weird that I woke up to my sister-in-law checking out my junk.
January 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
My sister-in-law thinks that it’s weird that I’m almost 55 years old and still wake up with morning wood. I think it’s weird that I woke up to my sister-in-law checking out my junk.
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This day in history. 2002. Police committed Adam Ant for psychiatric assessment after he caused affray in Kentish Town but not the affray where he smashed his neighbour's door with a shovel and affrayed curled up on a concrete floor with his trousers down.
January 14, 2024 at 10:26 AM
This day in history. 2002. Police committed Adam Ant for psychiatric assessment after he caused affray in Kentish Town but not the affray where he smashed his neighbour's door with a shovel and affrayed curled up on a concrete floor with his trousers down.
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I’m going to be an adult about this, I said, setting fire to another My Little Pony.
January 14, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I’m going to be an adult about this, I said, setting fire to another My Little Pony.