Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
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Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
· Sep 12
It’s good to know that if I ever suddenly and tragically become the subject of media attention, the best they will be able to glean from my online presence is “Facebook Marketplace power user” or “frequent contributor to r/succulents”
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Woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in
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sorry i’m just now seeing this. did you still want my mouth open awaiting your harvest or
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
sorry i’m just now seeing this. did you still want my mouth open awaiting your harvest or
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that which does not kill you will only be denied coverage by insurance
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
that which does not kill you will only be denied coverage by insurance
Friday night turn up watching a Ken Burns documentary about the Dust Bowl
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Friday night turn up watching a Ken Burns documentary about the Dust Bowl
On Fridays we post dog
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
On Fridays we post dog
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
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‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
My father, the most taciturn and least effusively complimentary SOB on the planet, has nothing but good things to say about quirky tv detective Elsbeth. Like, gushing.
Mfer LOVES Elsbeth.
Mfer LOVES Elsbeth.
a woman wearing a red jacket and polka dot shirt
ALT: a woman wearing a red jacket and polka dot shirt
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My father, the most taciturn and least effusively complimentary SOB on the planet, has nothing but good things to say about quirky tv detective Elsbeth. Like, gushing.
Mfer LOVES Elsbeth.
Mfer LOVES Elsbeth.
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new theory i'm developing: airing NBA, NFL and MLB games on regular network TV and cable has kept the populace sedated. adding barriers to watching these games by splitting them across expensive streaming packages will lead to the complete and utter dissolution of the united states of america.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
new theory i'm developing: airing NBA, NFL and MLB games on regular network TV and cable has kept the populace sedated. adding barriers to watching these games by splitting them across expensive streaming packages will lead to the complete and utter dissolution of the united states of america.
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
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Art by • Markus Vesper
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Art by • Markus Vesper
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You must be a 70-year-old longshot presidential candidate if you think we fuckin’
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You must be a 70-year-old longshot presidential candidate if you think we fuckin’
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can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski