Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
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Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
· Sep 12
It’s good to know that if I ever suddenly and tragically become the subject of media attention, the best they will be able to glean from my online presence is “Facebook Marketplace power user” or “frequent contributor to r/succulents”
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
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Art by • Markus Vesper
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Art by • Markus Vesper
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You must be a 70-year-old longshot presidential candidate if you think we fuckin’
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You must be a 70-year-old longshot presidential candidate if you think we fuckin’
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can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
Never gonna become the Dorothy Parker of my generation if I don’t plumb the depths of my psyche for more original material
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Never gonna become the Dorothy Parker of my generation if I don’t plumb the depths of my psyche for more original material
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Was reminded that Costco is treated like a woke company but in the end it is simply a corporation, just one that actually understands the value of reputation and symbiotic relationships with other businesses and it pisses off righties for doing it correctly.
How A Single Costco Changes Its Local Economy
YouTube video by Micro
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Was reminded that Costco is treated like a woke company but in the end it is simply a corporation, just one that actually understands the value of reputation and symbiotic relationships with other businesses and it pisses off righties for doing it correctly.
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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These are the 4 types of guy online. No exceptions.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
These are the 4 types of guy online. No exceptions.
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No longer having to say "this isn't who we are" is proving to be a huge time saver
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
No longer having to say "this isn't who we are" is proving to be a huge time saver
Sent this meme to a coworker who I forgot was in the army after 9/11. She was…….unamused
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sent this meme to a coworker who I forgot was in the army after 9/11. She was…….unamused
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AI knuckle tattoo:
U N R E L I A B L E N A R R A T O R
U N R E L I A B L E N A R R A T O R
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
AI knuckle tattoo:
U N R E L I A B L E N A R R A T O R
U N R E L I A B L E N A R R A T O R
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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its very confusing to see so many people engage in behavior that I recognize as a depressed person but with way more energy than my depression would ever allow
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
its very confusing to see so many people engage in behavior that I recognize as a depressed person but with way more energy than my depression would ever allow
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Lotta people holding “the government should be my mom” and “No, fuck YOU dad” simultaneously
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Lotta people holding “the government should be my mom” and “No, fuck YOU dad” simultaneously
On Fridays we post dog
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
On Fridays we post dog
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One of the biggest insurance providers in america is go fund me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One of the biggest insurance providers in america is go fund me.
This is why you always have at least one brain-poisoned shithead in your office. To prevent situations like this.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This is why you always have at least one brain-poisoned shithead in your office. To prevent situations like this.
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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
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everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
everything should be like this