Evan Bernard
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Evan Bernard
@ebwb.bsky.social
a guy in Mobile, AL
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just remembered some fellow transit nerds on here might enjoy a pic of the buttons we had made back when campaigning the city of mobile for contributing the funding for restoring the gulf coast amtrak line
perhaps the most seen i ever feel as a trombone player is when i hear something off elvis’s aloha from hawaii via satellite and i get to listen to martin harrell just completely slap the hell out of his lips through that thing
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
every day, my relationship with holiday leftovers gets closer to that between homer and the purple sandwich
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
one of pensacola’s organizers for food not bombs was arrested on saturday, charged with resisting arrest while giving food out to people at MLK plaza, which that FNB chapter has been doing weekly for 14 years

mike kimberl is a helluva dude
🧵📣 CALL TO ACTION: Protect Community Care at MLK Jr. Plaza

For 14 years, Food Not Bombs Pensacola has served meals at the MLK Jr. Plaza on Palafox — safely, peacefully, and without interruption.

Now, Pensacola Police Department are claiming the plaza is a park that “closes” at 6 PM, and that
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
spent 3 hours last weekend putting up new lights, running cabling for neatness and stability, etc etc etc just to find out i ran the whole line, wrapped around said cable and all, ass backwards

truly a himbo moment for the ages at our household
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
late night holiday baking with the lady and WWOZ
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
we don’t have many mobilians on bluesky, but any within earshot should know that the fancy greers downtown is punching way above its weight class on alternative flours. they have rye! semolina! oat! rice! even TVP! and more??

why? why do they have all these? it’s a mystery. but i needed rye so 👍
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the US-centrism in my head that i will always be trying to stave off did, admittedly, have a field day with this headline at first
[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
as a pie > cake man, myself, this is my super bowl. maybe world series if you consider all the follow-up leftovers days
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
just remembered some fellow transit nerds on here might enjoy a pic of the buttons we had made back when campaigning the city of mobile for contributing the funding for restoring the gulf coast amtrak line
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i still have no earthly idea what gangstalking is and at this point i’m not sure i want or need to
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
took the empty house yesterday as an occasion to re-season my late grandmother’s cast iron and the pan rewarded me by scrambling the hell out of some eggs just now. a good day!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
holy shit! cool
I'm excited to announce that I have been asked to join the Mamdani Transition Team to work on community safety issues. A New Era for NYC.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
guess we’re gonna blast Jimmy Cliff tonight and have an exceptionally chill time. RIP
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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free ICE watch training tomorrow at the broadside, 6pm, presented by chicago indivisible organizers who just lived through this hell we are about to experience. come get prepared and get a whistle kit!
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
big thief in atlanta ca. 2016, it was right after masterpiece came out. we’d gone to see wye oak! and once adrienne lenker started that guitar solo in “real love” my fiancée and i looked at each other like 🤯
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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like, hard times make hard men and so on…but it takes some weird ass times to make a dr john
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we got pho broth-based chicken and dumplings and HOLY SHIT it’s good as hell
friendsgiving with all the past and present service industry friends, this is gonna kill
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
friendsgiving with all the past and present service industry friends, this is gonna kill
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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With every passing day, America needs a bigger third reconstruction.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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i'm from southern alabama and was kinda aware that northern alabama always talked shit on us. it never occurred to me until now that might be because that's where the cotton belt is
Yep, it’s funny when you travel and meet people, and somehow every state and region has a funny quirk of hating the place that has the most Black people nearby.
shit, speaking as a missiouri resident, if theres two places republicans despise in this state its Kansas City and St Louis
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
putting a slideshow together for the party the night before the wedding and wow! turns out looking at like 10 years of fun pictures of your betrothed and all your friends actually feels really great
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM