Evan Bernard
ebwb.bsky.social
Evan Bernard
@ebwb.bsky.social
a guy in Mobile, AL
we got pho broth-based chicken and dumplings and HOLY SHIT it’s good as hell
friendsgiving with all the past and present service industry friends, this is gonna kill
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
friendsgiving with all the past and present service industry friends, this is gonna kill
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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With every passing day, America needs a bigger third reconstruction.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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i'm from southern alabama and was kinda aware that northern alabama always talked shit on us. it never occurred to me until now that might be because that's where the cotton belt is
Yep, it’s funny when you travel and meet people, and somehow every state and region has a funny quirk of hating the place that has the most Black people nearby.
shit, speaking as a missiouri resident, if theres two places republicans despise in this state its Kansas City and St Louis
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
putting a slideshow together for the party the night before the wedding and wow! turns out looking at like 10 years of fun pictures of your betrothed and all your friends actually feels really great
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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a distinctive feature of this site is that it's full of people in their 30s who remember individual grades they got in high school
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
dispatches from my friend’s dad’s facebook
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i think new fewer than half the restaurants in the mobile, al metro area have some form of “pile of shit on some fries.” like real sloppy style. there are at least two restaurants here where that’s The Point. which isn’t a lot, but the metro area isn’t that big!

we just love loaded fries here
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).

Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
did a double-take cuz i thought i saw a cyber truck on our block but it was just an old gray pickup with a mattress in the bed leaning on the cab
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
like 9 years ago, my fiancée scored a 10/10 vintage rocking chair, even comfy for me, a tall man. it’s been at her house since, which has been a joke between us b/c i thought she got it for me in the first place

well guess who’s consolidating houses and is one (1) comfy rocking chair richer (me)
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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These are my twins, brick and mortar
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
running for mayor of mobile just so i can make my bio something like “Boy Mayor, Man Poster”
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
mardi gras season is just around the corner
I’m all in
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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FROM: jeesmartfridge@gmail.com
TO: adersh@lawboy.com
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??

yea plx dont email my fridge address
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my favorite Songs: Ohia song is the one where they say “lawn dart blues” over and over again
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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the wire: police - they're bastards but they're our bastards. in the end you gotta love em!
sopranos: stupid neanderthal pieces of shit who do nothing but take and destroy. they are horrible
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
glad to see the local nexstar-owned news station is already coming out swinging to set the conversation for newsom 3 years ahead of the next general election
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i think what i like about serendipity is that the world is so much bigger than i could ever imagine. i try to imagine anyway, but subjecting myself to a little randomness and leaning into being made to go through with it ensures my ego more closely resembles its true size relative to the world
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
holy shit what a pass go birds
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
got invited to come watch the eagles game at my philly friend’s house, which i understand is a high honor among their people. commemorating with philly cheesesteaks from the local wings/burgers/sushi/gyro/korean place. she says they’re pretty good 👍
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i’m completing the hell out of some proteins over here (heating up beans and rice)
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
apropos of nothing at all, i heard some pretty drunk white guys arguing about what communism is and isn’t at one of the crunchriest dive bars in downtown mobile AL, tonight
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM