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Evan Bernard
@ebwb.bsky.social
· Nov 25
just remembered some fellow transit nerds on here might enjoy a pic of the buttons we had made back when campaigning the city of mobile for contributing the funding for restoring the gulf coast amtrak line
went from one of our great neighbors calling me to tell me about a burst pipe outside to turning the main off using our other great neighbor’s main key to one of our best friends coming over and replacing the burst section within 2 hours
pretty good for a sunday - we are rich in friends for sure
pretty good for a sunday - we are rich in friends for sure
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
went from one of our great neighbors calling me to tell me about a burst pipe outside to turning the main off using our other great neighbor’s main key to one of our best friends coming over and replacing the burst section within 2 hours
pretty good for a sunday - we are rich in friends for sure
pretty good for a sunday - we are rich in friends for sure
DJ KOOL HAS UPGRADED FROM THE KOOL TRAIN TO THE KOOLTANIC
January 31, 2026 at 9:12 PM
DJ KOOL HAS UPGRADED FROM THE KOOL TRAIN TO THE KOOLTANIC
the now-queerest thing my wife and i have done is i got us tix for the stardew valley symphony concert and it was last night. it was great. she’s explaining cutscenes. pointing out continuity errors. telling me about her best runs. my head is on her shoulder and she is stroking my hair. 10/10
i too have had my share of laughs at the expense of Men Showing Me Stuff but it’s actually so sweet when men show you stuff most of the time. men can only truly express themselves through their running commentary over a movie they’re showing you for the first time
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the now-queerest thing my wife and i have done is i got us tix for the stardew valley symphony concert and it was last night. it was great. she’s explaining cutscenes. pointing out continuity errors. telling me about her best runs. my head is on her shoulder and she is stroking my hair. 10/10
me, every time i’ve ever gotten fried catfish at the food truck
give a man a fish and he'll be like, "hell yes. thanks!"
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
me, every time i’ve ever gotten fried catfish at the food truck
sir, a second small lunch has entered the prefrontal cortex
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
sir, a second small lunch has entered the prefrontal cortex
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My boy is in Alabama and they got him eating boiled peanuts 😂 he is having a good ole time!
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
My boy is in Alabama and they got him eating boiled peanuts 😂 he is having a good ole time!
you know, i just don’t have it in me to like rod stewart’s voice
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
you know, i just don’t have it in me to like rod stewart’s voice
she was so real for this
everyone is talking about the helmet that chews your food for you. is eating as we know it a thing of the past? investors are betting yes. "capital has saturated the food delivery process from soil to table, but after the food leaves the fork, that has remained frustratingly beyond reach, until now"
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
she was so real for this
alabama finally has one of its own sleek, podcast-y white supremacist agitprop rags. they’re currently pushing a lil video they made saying the 60s civil rights movement was fabricated
which, honestly, bold since that is still so very much living memory for so many in alabama
which, honestly, bold since that is still so very much living memory for so many in alabama
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
alabama finally has one of its own sleek, podcast-y white supremacist agitprop rags. they’re currently pushing a lil video they made saying the 60s civil rights movement was fabricated
which, honestly, bold since that is still so very much living memory for so many in alabama
which, honestly, bold since that is still so very much living memory for so many in alabama
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The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...
gilmore girls is like if the white picket fence that wraps all the horror beneath david lynch works was, instead, just the white picket fence
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 AM
gilmore girls is like if the white picket fence that wraps all the horror beneath david lynch works was, instead, just the white picket fence
i gotta say i do not remember a single thing from the year 2000, itself. 1999, sure. 2001? lord. but 2000? what the hell. and who talks about it? nobody. made-up ass year
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 AM
i gotta say i do not remember a single thing from the year 2000, itself. 1999, sure. 2001? lord. but 2000? what the hell. and who talks about it? nobody. made-up ass year
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Steve Aoki: Are you sure?
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
April 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Steve Aoki: Are you sure?
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes
aussie kid: i want coalie!!!
aussie dad: we have coalie at home
coalie at home:
aussie dad: we have coalie at home
coalie at home:
Bluesky users: wtf, Trump admin created a coal mascot?
Aussies: haha yeah...who does that... Can you imagine...
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Aussies: haha yeah...who does that... Can you imagine...
archive.junkee.com/hector-the-g...
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
aussie kid: i want coalie!!!
aussie dad: we have coalie at home
coalie at home:
aussie dad: we have coalie at home
coalie at home:
coalie look out behind you !!!!
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 AM
coalie look out behind you !!!!
i’m not sure i knew a dog could shit as much as what i just stepped in
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i’m not sure i knew a dog could shit as much as what i just stepped in
a week ago Vance had to eat some shit and say it tastes good
today he is assigned to eat some shit and say it tastes bad
today he is assigned to eat some shit and say it tastes bad
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
a week ago Vance had to eat some shit and say it tastes good
today he is assigned to eat some shit and say it tastes bad
today he is assigned to eat some shit and say it tastes bad
this is how the last essay opens. sucks how the entirety of it was published in 2019, and could have been written today
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is how the last essay opens. sucks how the entirety of it was published in 2019, and could have been written today
early contender for best book i will have read this year. THICK by Tressie McMillan Cottom who i am very glad is still on bluesky
January 22, 2026 at 6:51 AM
early contender for best book i will have read this year. THICK by Tressie McMillan Cottom who i am very glad is still on bluesky
i just generally assume most of the world hates america(ns) most of every day, and beyond fair enough. and yeah the last few days especially (or ever since greenland talks started and then venezuela happened) people feel especially tense about us
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i just generally assume most of the world hates america(ns) most of every day, and beyond fair enough. and yeah the last few days especially (or ever since greenland talks started and then venezuela happened) people feel especially tense about us
this reminds me that in like 10th grade i wrote a paper on nuclear fusion and called it “Nuclear Fusion: Turning Three Mile Island into Three Smile Island”
it's been several weeks since my parents gave me the coolest mug i've ever seen for the holidays and only one person at work has noticed and guessed it doesn't stand for "too much information"
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
this reminds me that in like 10th grade i wrote a paper on nuclear fusion and called it “Nuclear Fusion: Turning Three Mile Island into Three Smile Island”
“tallow based skin product”
you mean lotion? beef lotion? you’re putting on beef lotion?
you mean lotion? beef lotion? you’re putting on beef lotion?
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
“tallow based skin product”
you mean lotion? beef lotion? you’re putting on beef lotion?
you mean lotion? beef lotion? you’re putting on beef lotion?
me: all right. fuck mary kill: alcohol weed caffeine
my wife: i would kill nicotine,
my wife: i would kill nicotine,
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 AM
me: all right. fuck mary kill: alcohol weed caffeine
my wife: i would kill nicotine,
my wife: i would kill nicotine,
couldn’t remember jeff tweedy’s or wilco’s name while talking to my wife and tried to refer to him as “whiskey weed”
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
couldn’t remember jeff tweedy’s or wilco’s name while talking to my wife and tried to refer to him as “whiskey weed”
happy friday everyone
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Hard White Cop (Deth Rokk Remix)
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January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
happy friday everyone
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