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Patrick
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Chris Gaines enthusiast and occasional historytubesman.

'a goofy, but strangely intriguing European gentleman' (remezcla.com)

https://linktr.ee/unemployedhistorian
(He/Him)
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Controversially, I don't think Die Hard is a Die Hard movie. It's just *set* at Die Hard.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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There's a very strong chance that John Cena, El Hijo Del Santo, Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kendo Nagasaki all have their last matches within a six week period.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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[looks at a sled, menacingly]

i will become the citizen kane
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Just like our ancestors made it 😊
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
so, bought a phone, it caused me pain (probably due to PWM sensitivity), so now I've had to buy a second phone in 5 days because Currys wouldn't take the one I bought on Monday back
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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this episode has, in quick succession, two of the best lines in all of King Of Hill:

"this whole anti-Thanksgiving thing couldn't have come at a worse time"
AND
"yeah, give him his land back Hank"
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
my new phone hates my eyes
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Eventually, long after it is needed and that need is clear to everyone, Ireland will switch to competing with other EU countries to attract migrants to choose it as a destination.

By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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These are the "voters" Martin, O'Callaghan, Harris and the rest of them are pivoting to racism to please.
If ever two groups needed reminding that Twitter and Facebook are not real life, it's journalists and politicians.
what a surprise, majority of fash "Ireland is full" posts on shitter are from outside Ireland
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Hahaha I’m loving this new Instagram feature where it warns you there’s only a few minutes left to view someone’s story with a bright red doomsday clock. Brand new ways to make us all more insane every day, just inserted into our lives without announcement.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about
Gay Byrne Celebratory Late Late Show Departure CallCard
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I have never seen this guy with hair and it’s throwing me off
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Relating to yesterday’s thread… D.W. Griffith took out a full page ad crediting himself for inventing editing, closeups, and subtle film acting. (Needless to say, all lies)

Times change but egotistical charlatans remain the same
*laughs in historian* “… ranks among the 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton…”
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Okay I don't really want to be giving this prick more attention but this is very funny. I want a nationwide manhunt. Cash rewards for information on his whereabouts. Burke posting videos from inside caves like he's Osama bin Laden
Gardaí have been unable to locate Enoch Burke after twice calling to his house yesterday to imprison him for contempt of court.

A High Court judge ordered the former teacher's return to prison on Tuesday.

jrnl.ie/6880578t
Gardaí can't find Enoch Burke after calling to his house to imprison him for contempt of court
Burke was ordered back to prison by the High Court on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This is what we celebrate on International Men's Day
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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if you get a black-tie gig and you wanna play a Leonard Cohen song though please do "Story of Isaac" instead of "Hallelujah" thanks
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Maybe the entire internet shouldn't be built on the backs of like 3 companies
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The World Bank is establishing a strategic reserve of Funko Pops
NEW: Paschal Donohoe is resigning as MInister for Finance, and as a TD, in order to take up a role with the World Bank in Washington. Announcement expected after this morning's Cabinet meeting. @virginmedianews.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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With apologies to those whose yoga classes were disrupted by the 1916 Rising, Bolands Mills is back open again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM