@dylanris.bsky.social
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i love when my sandwiches have ungodly amounts of pepperoncinis on them.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i love when my sandwiches have ungodly amounts of pepperoncinis on them.
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I think Schumer thought the crowd at the Commanders game was saying Boo-urns.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think Schumer thought the crowd at the Commanders game was saying Boo-urns.
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"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
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Get off the landline I need to buy Oasis tickets before it’s time to watch Stephen Colbert to do Dick Cheney jokes
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Get off the landline I need to buy Oasis tickets before it’s time to watch Stephen Colbert to do Dick Cheney jokes
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Christmas Card - 1957
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105488
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105488
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Christmas Card - 1957
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105488
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105488
Terrorists in masks sowing violence on American streets.
Federal agents hurled tear gas at people on a busy Logan Square street, outside a grocery store and near an elementary school.
Reckless, undertrained ICE hires are a danger to everyone. This is terrorism against US citizens.
Reckless, undertrained ICE hires are a danger to everyone. This is terrorism against US citizens.
October 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Terrorists in masks sowing violence on American streets.
Team Article.
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Team Article.
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
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Censorship is here and it’s come in the form of corporations censoring themselves in order to win favor with the regime.
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Censorship is here and it’s come in the form of corporations censoring themselves in order to win favor with the regime.
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does anybody else feel like they are watching a mass psychosis
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
does anybody else feel like they are watching a mass psychosis
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i am watching clips from the kennedy hearing and one thing that comes across is his petulance at being challenged. he is like an overgrown baby (if that baby were a hot dog you grilled too long)
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i am watching clips from the kennedy hearing and one thing that comes across is his petulance at being challenged. he is like an overgrown baby (if that baby were a hot dog you grilled too long)
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Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani
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TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
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JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
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I feel like we haven’t really talked enough about how much of MAHA/masc-coded wellness grift is just boosterism for the cattle industry
- collagen
- whey protein
- colostrum
- tallow
- organ meats
It’s all repackaged beef & dairy byproduct, baby
- collagen
- whey protein
- colostrum
- tallow
- organ meats
It’s all repackaged beef & dairy byproduct, baby
August 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel like we haven’t really talked enough about how much of MAHA/masc-coded wellness grift is just boosterism for the cattle industry
- collagen
- whey protein
- colostrum
- tallow
- organ meats
It’s all repackaged beef & dairy byproduct, baby
- collagen
- whey protein
- colostrum
- tallow
- organ meats
It’s all repackaged beef & dairy byproduct, baby
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On one hand, Republican officials call themselves "warfighters."
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
On one hand, Republican officials call themselves "warfighters."
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
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A DOGE kid gets beat up in DC and it’s DefCon1; hundreds of bullets into federal buildings with officer killed in Atlanta and it’s crickets; violent mob attacks Capitol wounding dozens of officers and it’s pardons for all.
August 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A DOGE kid gets beat up in DC and it’s DefCon1; hundreds of bullets into federal buildings with officer killed in Atlanta and it’s crickets; violent mob attacks Capitol wounding dozens of officers and it’s pardons for all.
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It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
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To be a bird licking a rainbow popsicle on a hot July day
July 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
To be a bird licking a rainbow popsicle on a hot July day
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