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every day is a new humiliation for the idea that Crime Doesn't Pay
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
every day is a new humiliation for the idea that Crime Doesn't Pay
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Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face.
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ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow.
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
October 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow.
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
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INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Lee Dort, no relation
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Lee Dort, no relation
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can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term
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sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse
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I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely
korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
September 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
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Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
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Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
August 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
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She’s jailed at the Stewart Detention Facility in Georgia. “It’s a facility operated by CoreCivic, a private prison contractor.”
“I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years,” CEO Damon Hininger said during one earnings call this year, “and this is truly one of the most exciting periods of my career.”
“I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years,” CEO Damon Hininger said during one earnings call this year, “and this is truly one of the most exciting periods of my career.”
📍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄, 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐀:
Allison Bustillo Chinchilla came to America as a child from Honduras and grew up to be a certified nursing assistant. Under President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy, she’s spent the past five months in ICE detention.
Allison Bustillo Chinchilla came to America as a child from Honduras and grew up to be a certified nursing assistant. Under President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy, she’s spent the past five months in ICE detention.
North Carolina student’s life upended after being detained by ICE
Allison Bustillo Chinchilla came to America as a child from Honduras and grew up to be a certified nursing assistant. Under President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy, she’s spent the past five ...
cardinalpine.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
She’s jailed at the Stewart Detention Facility in Georgia. “It’s a facility operated by CoreCivic, a private prison contractor.”
“I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years,” CEO Damon Hininger said during one earnings call this year, “and this is truly one of the most exciting periods of my career.”
“I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years,” CEO Damon Hininger said during one earnings call this year, “and this is truly one of the most exciting periods of my career.”
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Trader Joe’s cashier: any fun plans today?
Me: Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring
Me: Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring
August 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Trader Joe’s cashier: any fun plans today?
Me: Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring
Me: Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring
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yeah so the thing is this isn't a background check problem. i think a quick look at 20th century european history will show that this is a very intentional part of the process.
What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority?
ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
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ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
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August 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
yeah so the thing is this isn't a background check problem. i think a quick look at 20th century european history will show that this is a very intentional part of the process.
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i feel like it should be a national crisis that a foreign nation has kidnapped and tortured a U.S. citizen
Gaza Freedom Flotilla has released statement that Black labour leader Chris Smalls (Amazon Labour Union) faced violence that no one else on Handala did. He has been severely beaten in Israeli custody.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
July 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i feel like it should be a national crisis that a foreign nation has kidnapped and tortured a U.S. citizen
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
when you're right you're right
July 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
when you're right you're right