My dog was about to eat this "injured" kestrel so I had to pick it up & while deciding what to do with it it just flew off out of my hand. It was just playing dead 'cause my dog surprised it.
I will not be posting this on Twitter.
December 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My dog was about to eat this "injured" kestrel so I had to pick it up & while deciding what to do with it it just flew off out of my hand. It was just playing dead 'cause my dog surprised it.
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The ponies were piled into a mountain of salad, and the kittens feasted upon them. Meanwhile, the blanket was cajoled to play a ukulele but declined. The electric toothbrushes quaffed the tepid water again and again until the cup was spirited away. A kitten hurt his paw, and went in the pan to heal.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The ponies were piled into a mountain of salad, and the kittens feasted upon them. Meanwhile, the blanket was cajoled to play a ukulele but declined. The electric toothbrushes quaffed the tepid water again and again until the cup was spirited away. A kitten hurt his paw, and went in the pan to heal.
We have encouraged the three year old to anthropomorphise inanimate objects, but the tables were turned today when after her begrudging consumption of ten (10) chickpeas her fork and spoon suddenly started talking to each other. Swiftly they chose to leave the table and go to bed (in a bowl).
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We have encouraged the three year old to anthropomorphise inanimate objects, but the tables were turned today when after her begrudging consumption of ten (10) chickpeas her fork and spoon suddenly started talking to each other. Swiftly they chose to leave the table and go to bed (in a bowl).
Shortly after Myrtle left this mortal coil Mathilde started sleeping in one of the nestboxes. Recently, due to the cold, Linder has started sleeping in the other one, instead of roosting as has been her lifelong habit. It's strange to think of them out there in the dark side by side, defecating.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Shortly after Myrtle left this mortal coil Mathilde started sleeping in one of the nestboxes. Recently, due to the cold, Linder has started sleeping in the other one, instead of roosting as has been her lifelong habit. It's strange to think of them out there in the dark side by side, defecating.
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
While doing research on ancient languages for a novel I'm working on I discovered Dr. Martin Worthington at Cambridge University. After years of study, he's come up with an approximation of Akkadian. You can listen to The Epic of Gilgamesh here: www.openculture.com/2010/10/the_...
While doing research on ancient languages for a novel I'm working on I discovered Dr. Martin Worthington at Cambridge University. After years of study, he's come up with an approximation of Akkadian. You can listen to The Epic of Gilgamesh here: www.openculture.com/2010/10/the_...
Animated skeleton just hanging out with his similarly dead friends and their favorite stuff in this bizarre memento mori by Carstiaen Luycks. It's his day.
September 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Animated skeleton just hanging out with his similarly dead friends and their favorite stuff in this bizarre memento mori by Carstiaen Luycks. It's his day.