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Tamsin who was in Slum of Legs. I might do something again at some point, maybe
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our album, five years old today! We now have the remaining vinyl to sell on our Bandcamp! So if you haven’t yet got a copy and you want one, or you need a cool gift for a beloved human, or any other reason you can think of, have at it.
slumoflegs.bandcamp.com/merch
Ominous
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Spores. Huh (good god).
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing (except penicillin and Quorn). Say it again

Spores. Huh (good god)...etc
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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look some things about brit culture are good ok?
Here's the original video so you don't have to go over to the other site to see it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tribute act concept:
Dr. Gary "US" Bonds UK, PI, MA, PHD Jr
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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UFDA! New Hen Ogled and, if I'm not mistaken, that's actually Jessie Rae in the video...

youtu.be/aGMOFLgB1CU?...
Hen Ogledd - Scales will fall (Official Video)
YouTube video by Hen Ogledd
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I wonder if Labour's polling results will go up as a result of boastfully adopting ludicrously hard right and inexcusably cruel immigration policies in an attempt to appease some of the worst people alive?

*Labour drops three points in the polls*
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Look, maybe as a German person I am being overly sensitive here, but in the nicest possible way: what the fuck lads?!
Imagine having a thumping majority in parliament and deciding to use it for something as squalid as this.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I've got a new thing-I-ponder-often to join Rear of the Year contest, what Hufty from The Word might be up to now, and that is - what is the deal with Egg-Free Cake Box?

Like overnight one seemed to appear on every British high street, yet I've never seen anyone going in or going out of one?
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Frankie Teardrop came up on shuffle just as I inadvertently touched my nose while chopping a chili pepper and didn't there used to be a segment on WFMU devoted to this kind of incident?
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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ITV have put up the Acid House World in Action episode which features this perfect moment.

youtu.be/YANS3DhnZy0?...
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The false Divorce were bad enough but this absolutely takes the cake
Just found out there’s a Manchester band called The Falls, and now I’m imagining an East Kilbride band obliviously calling themselves The Jesus And Mary Chains.
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Some of the shops in Worthing town centre decorated their windows as part of a scarecrow trail for Halloween. Wimpy went for a Bergman reference
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today was a good day because Cruz Beckham released a song that included the phrase 'the erotic 69', I found out that Reg Hollis from The Bill was the last person to stay at the Chelsea Hotel and I went to Morrisons and they had loads of parkin
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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This is a lot of pressure for a poo.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Tim Curry in The Worst Witch
YouTube video by Lex
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It has happened again.

(I read the word 'sandwiches' in a book and now I want some sandwiches)
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I sent this robot my first and only valentine card, entirely because I felt sorry for it because it was being bullied by a puppet crow. This started a disastrous pattern of wrong-headedly being attracted to sad lads
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My cat Luca used to think I could control the sun like this and complain to me in the winter, so I bought him a SAD lamp
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM