From Mallard to Well 'Ard

Was this the missing duck? Looks like he went on a Hero's Journey if so.

I got a fairly good big lamp with a magnifying lens, which is also good for many other purposes (my mother used one when she used to do cross-stitch) but if she doesn't currently wear glasses the head-mounted ones are probably good if they're comfortable.

It was also a bad idea to have her potty start talking to her because today she was very keen to offer it adornments such as rhinestones, beads, and other sparkly items from my crafting supplies, but not so keen to sit upon it.

We had similar the other day, with a Nadiya cooking programme that had subtitles from the Scottish wildlife programme Landward.

I'm sorry, but for budget reasons, your chariot to the afterlife is scheduled to be pulled by a chicken.

In my experience the bots are both taking the surveys and making them.