Durian Grey
@duriangrey.bsky.social
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INT. MATRIX
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
INT. MATRIX
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
more disgusting than the twitter post about knowing a guy doesn't wash his towels enough from eating his ass
just remembered the time I saw the goo goo dolls eating lunch at poquito mas studio city and the lead singer took a bite of his burrito and then deep throat
kissed the lady sitting next to him.
kissed the lady sitting next to him.
May 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
more disgusting than the twitter post about knowing a guy doesn't wash his towels enough from eating his ass
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happy 50th birthday to gamesmaster anthony
February 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
happy 50th birthday to gamesmaster anthony
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This is a bit more "to the T" as they say in gay lingo.
January 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This is a bit more "to the T" as they say in gay lingo.
I wonder if anyone's named their kid synergy
December 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I wonder if anyone's named their kid synergy
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OpenAI whistleblower Suchir Balaji, who accused the company of breaking copyright law, found dead in apparent suicide
December 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
OpenAI whistleblower Suchir Balaji, who accused the company of breaking copyright law, found dead in apparent suicide
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A nation full of people absolutely parched for consequences and with nothing to look forward to but rising fascism
December 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
A nation full of people absolutely parched for consequences and with nothing to look forward to but rising fascism
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With the decade the country and party has had, give control of the national apparatus to literally anyone but the old guards. Give it to a drunk 12 year old from Philadelphia. That person will have some new ideas
How is this not a sick joke?
thehill.com/homenews/cam...
thehill.com/homenews/cam...
Axelrod pushes for Rahm Emanuel as DNC chair
Democratic strategist David Axelrod pushed for U.S. Ambassador to Japan Rahm Emanuel to become the new chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). “If they said, ‘Well, what should we do? Who…
thehill.com
November 13, 2024 at 7:20 PM
With the decade the country and party has had, give control of the national apparatus to literally anyone but the old guards. Give it to a drunk 12 year old from Philadelphia. That person will have some new ideas
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again the rivers run black with black face as halloween 2024 rears its Racial head. Thankfully Ill be staying home, solving the Rubiks Cube.
October 22, 2024 at 1:41 AM
again the rivers run black with black face as halloween 2024 rears its Racial head. Thankfully Ill be staying home, solving the Rubiks Cube.
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Faith in humanity restored!These captors allowed two terrified parents to hear their son's voice for the first time in weeks, and the video is EVERYTHING! [WATCH HERE×]
[CLICK TO WATCH×]
[FREE LINK×]
[Video removed by uploader.]
velocicaptor84
shows u captors aren't all bad
freeMeSoon69
fuck u
[CLICK TO WATCH×]
[FREE LINK×]
[Video removed by uploader.]
velocicaptor84
shows u captors aren't all bad
freeMeSoon69
fuck u
June 17, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Faith in humanity restored!These captors allowed two terrified parents to hear their son's voice for the first time in weeks, and the video is EVERYTHING! [WATCH HERE×]
[CLICK TO WATCH×]
[FREE LINK×]
[Video removed by uploader.]
velocicaptor84
shows u captors aren't all bad
freeMeSoon69
fuck u
[CLICK TO WATCH×]
[FREE LINK×]
[Video removed by uploader.]
velocicaptor84
shows u captors aren't all bad
freeMeSoon69
fuck u
there's a crisis in me not getting pussy
October 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM
there's a crisis in me not getting pussy
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Trump walks slightly off stage and shits standing completely upright like a cow
September 11, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Trump walks slightly off stage and shits standing completely upright like a cow
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mice can't control when they poop so Stuart Little's car probably has a bunch of turds rolling around in there like empty cans and when you get in he says oh you can just chuck those in the back
September 3, 2024 at 10:45 PM
mice can't control when they poop so Stuart Little's car probably has a bunch of turds rolling around in there like empty cans and when you get in he says oh you can just chuck those in the back
why do people keep calling it the bad place or the other place like we're children in a horror movie just call it twitter jesus christ
April 2, 2024 at 11:49 AM
why do people keep calling it the bad place or the other place like we're children in a horror movie just call it twitter jesus christ
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Riding lawnmower is so satisfying because it taps into the existing solipsistic, sociopath skills required to drive a car, but it's finally equipped with the weapons you've always craved
July 30, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Riding lawnmower is so satisfying because it taps into the existing solipsistic, sociopath skills required to drive a car, but it's finally equipped with the weapons you've always craved