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(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Everybody is saying he isn’t allowed to say Obama’s name, but it’s entirely believable to me that the rock doesn’t know who the president is
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Everybody is saying he isn’t allowed to say Obama’s name, but it’s entirely believable to me that the rock doesn’t know who the president is
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trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Yeah, we know you want to continue his work, you empty suit piece of shit
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yeah, we know you want to continue his work, you empty suit piece of shit
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cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category
trans people: wait wha--
Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣
trans people: wait wha--
Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣
June 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category
trans people: wait wha--
Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣
trans people: wait wha--
Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣
This is bravery in media. He’s willing to say what most of us are afraid to even think
you know when the spring plumage of a male house sparrow be SO dynamic that you think for a second it’s a dang WARBLER??
yeah, ME NEITHER😂
yeah, ME NEITHER😂
April 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is bravery in media. He’s willing to say what most of us are afraid to even think
I cannot recommend looking at one of these birds strongly enough. A+++ 10/10 bird to be looking at
March 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I cannot recommend looking at one of these birds strongly enough. A+++ 10/10 bird to be looking at
lol I thought this was just one of those things that sucked about the USPS. I didn’t know even real government employees had this too
not trying to pick on this guy. this just reminded me that the federal government does not provide coffee to workers. to drink coffee at a federal office you generally have to pay into a "coffee club" that is managed by a staffer who volunteers to collect money and purchase a monthly coffee supply.
February 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
lol I thought this was just one of those things that sucked about the USPS. I didn’t know even real government employees had this too
Is this about me
I have been to the UK so many times in the past year that I got back to my hotel in Livermore, California and automatically thought “I wonder what’s on Dave right now”
November 13, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Is this about me
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diane fine-bean. Talkin bout that clitorix!
September 29, 2023 at 6:02 PM
diane fine-bean. Talkin bout that clitorix!
The duck I hate has the cutest babies
August 17, 2023 at 7:15 PM
The duck I hate has the cutest babies
Very dangerous line of thinking that I hope doesn’t catch on. If anybody thinks they can call me “g*n x” I’m going to be VERY huffy about it
Elder millennial is just gen X.
SAY OUR NAME
SAY OUR NAME
August 7, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Very dangerous line of thinking that I hope doesn’t catch on. If anybody thinks they can call me “g*n x” I’m going to be VERY huffy about it
I just found out how many hoops you have to jump through to see nudes on this app. Respect to all the people getting horny on here
August 1, 2023 at 2:30 AM
I just found out how many hoops you have to jump through to see nudes on this app. Respect to all the people getting horny on here