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An occasional thread of NFL players with truly Fighting Baseball worthy names ---->

L'Jarius Sneed
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That was a compliment
One of my favorite Fullcast bits ever was you reading what each Mountain Dew flavor actually is.

"Mountain Dew Spark is just tractor starting fluid in a bottle."
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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some of the most-covered music in modern history was written and performed by poor, marginalised people with no musical education, often no education at all, on instruments that were missing strings and held together with sheer willpower.

That AI person can eat so much fucken shit.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Using AI to write songs doesn't make you a songwriter or a musician anymore than sticking a goldfish bowl on your head makes you an astronaut.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nominative determinism. Maybe should have been named Carsin
Jackson Walls has had the worst possible start to the Adelaide Grand Final weekend, crashing in the opening minutes of the first Dunlop Super2 Series practice.
Walls wrecks in opening Adelaide Super2 practice
The Triple Eight Race Engineering driver went off between Turn 13 and Turn 14 on his fourth lap of the
speedcafe.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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It would be incredible if they brought Pierce back to remake GoldenEye shot for shot but with only slapping. I NEED IT.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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what an unbelievably stupid time to be alive
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s Oscar Piastri
Apparently an Australian retires every two minutes.

That sounds exhausting for this poor soul!

Do it right, do it once.
a man with a beard sits in a chair
ALT: a man with a beard sits in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I regret to inform you that the seppos are at it again, again
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Lol @ Inter
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I now say “get out of here” to inanimate objects

I don’t even say GTFO. I have somehow unwittingly censored myself
When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"

I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Arne Slot in like three days if shit doesn’t change
Arne Slot in like ten days if shit doesn’t change
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Arne gonna get Slotted
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Johnny Furphy sounds like a fake name LCD Soundsystem would use to make a follow up dinner reservation at a place they previously over indulged on red wine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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This Liverpool team
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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It’s not fair that Bayern’s Karl has to become internationally known while still in the “look at me I can grow facial hair” (no you can’t) period of his teenage years.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Qatar Inc losing to the fifth best team in London is always funny
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Arteta very confused by the opposition 'scoring' a 'goal' from 'open play', furiously demanding an assistant look up whether that's legal under IFAB rules
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Meanwhile in NSW politics, ongoing since 1788
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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i think it’s cool that municipality provides
trash cans on the side of the road, cuts down on littering!
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Set piece Arsenal, 1995 in the house y'all
23% possession? 1-0 up.

Timber opens the scoring for Arsenal from a Bukayo Saka corner #UCL
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Rudy Gobert trying to mentor Joan Beringer in practice
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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presumably between halves of the nfl title game?
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM