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Excellent news out of Pursuit of Hoppiness - Hop Fed lives on
Hop Federation saved - Blenheim's DNA BRewing buys brand
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Couldn't run a country, couldn't organise a NBN, couldn't even be relied upon to big fish little fish cardboard box properly
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The people of my homeland have a traditional saying for people like old mate bed leg
The Australian Prime Minister
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Shit, it really WAS an emergency
NO PUBLIC TOILETS. In an emergency dial 111
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Meanwhile in NSW politics, ongoing since 1788
Duolingo screen with translation prompt: I'm looking for a brown bag
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Found the other two. TWO FESTY might have been the pick of them tbh
Cover art for FESTIVA TRIO (FESTY 03/04) Cover art for TWO FESTY (02/03)
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Cover art for FESTY 01/02 Cover art for FESTY DEMONS 04/05
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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And now, in a brand new tripping balls:
- New albums from Creeper, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets and Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers
- Tech SNAFUs, Las Vegas updates, music to boomer to, shouts to Canada and much LOLage @ England
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New albums from Creeper (UK goth metal cosplayers), Psychedelic Porn Crumpets (acid-etched Perth chaos merchants) and Teen Jesus & the Jean Teasers (from Canberra, where it's still 2002) headline this, the latest edition of tripping balls (a music podcast). But there is really quite a lot of laughing at England too as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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YEEAAHH, CAN'T STAND IT
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
IMA SET IT STRAIGHT, THIS WATERGATE
The pope, spitting bars
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Related:
'Touch My Wenis', a NZ pilsner from ChinChiller in Kaiapoi 'Wenis: Excess or loose skin at the joint of one's elbow. Touch My Wenis: Covid inspired name from when we were told to tap elbows instead of shaking hands.'
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Nope
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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If you see this, share a Western
A Western blot
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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What in the name of Matthew Dellavedova is this bullshit crowbarring of an Aussie angle @speedcafe.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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'Fearless Coward' was right there, NBCeecock
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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In the latest tripping balls:
- Albums from The New Eves, Militarie Gun & Mhaol
- Big hag energy, lane departure warnings, bad beats vs worse lyrics, playing poker with NBA retirees and the only other Blazers fan in the village creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
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Covers from new albums reviewed in this week's tripping balls (a music podcast) - The New Eve Is Rising (The New Eves), God Save The Gun (Militarie Gun) and Something Soft (Mhaol)
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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In the latest tripping balls:
- New Geese, GANS & The Pack A.D.
- Listener feedback, first album energy, the least worthwhile GoFundMe in history, defining post-punk, terrible Gaelic pronunciations & week-late NBA overreactions
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New albums from GANS (the Black Country), Geese (NYC) and The Pack A.D. (Vancouver) lead a trans-Atlantic episode of tripping balls (a music podcast)
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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The NAMES tho. Peak Sensible Soccer shit that
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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My Halloween costume appears to be the ghosts of Lakers past
A Steve Nash Lakers jersey. You’d forgotten he played for them, and he’s been trying to for a decade plus
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Lol
World Series Game 3: LA Dodgers vs Toronto Blue Jays. Started 7h 4m ago. Started *7h 4m* ago.
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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This week in tripping balls:
- New Southern River Band, Superjesus and St. Paul & the Broken Bones
- Mineral extraction, wasting heartbeats, knob attainment, drivebys, gangbusters, punter feedback, Adam's gig guide, & the After Dark
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New albums from the Southern River Band, the Superjesus and St. Paul & the Broken Bones headline this edition of tripping balls (a music podcast)
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Put it in your soul, etc
Lyrics to 'God Gave Rock And Roll To You' which are somehow even worse when you substitute 'rock and roll' with 'cock and balls'
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Predator handshake/armwrestling meme - The White House and the NBA agreeing that the East is a pile of wreckage
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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This week on tripping balls
- New albums from Olivia Dean and Rocket
- A 2001 classic from Skunkhour
- Piano fights, festival mixtapes, the best of the Grafton TAFE, This Week In Pop Music and our After Dark 25-26 NBA season preview
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New albums from Olivia Dean and Rocket, and an old one from Skunkhour, headline this week's reviews on tripping balls (a music podcast?) The entirety of our production notes for our After Dark NBA preview, based around four questions for each team: are they good, are they [redacted]s, will they win, and do you want them to
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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In this week's tripping balls (a music podcast?)
- New albums from the Living End, Say She She and Snõõper
- Country pubs, rail trails, Taylor discourse, Diana Ross on pens, UN action on punk abuse, to-do lists & bad Bathurst takes
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Composite cover art for new albums reviewed in this week's episode of tripping balls (a music podcast?) - NYC disco aspirants Say She She, aging Melbourne rockers and/or billies The Living End and Nashvillain egg punks Snõõper. Yes egg punk is a thing, even if punk isn't.
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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In this week's tripping balls (a music podcast?)
- New albums from Playlunch, Queen Rodeo and Bass Drum of Death
- Hating the yoof, vibe dependency, lightning capture, jetskis, slide whistle, 70s baseball riots and Instagram openers
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Album covers of new LPs from Instagram bogan funk merchants Playlunch, PNW vibe-surfers Queen Rodeo and NYC garage rockers Bass Drum Of Death, all of which feature on this week's episode of tripping balls.
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM