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Drew Landry
@drewlandry.bsky.social
comic. writer. confident trainwreck.
check out my award-winning special All My Friends Are Dead 👇🏻
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Superman is a god damn masterpiece, holy shit.
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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they should get the green one to seduce him
July 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The male loneliness epidemic is bull shit. Go to a bar, look a guy straight in the eyes and ask "should I get the Xbox or the Playstation?" Then listen attentively and follow his advice. You now have a friend for life.
July 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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yeah, i’m a recovering drug addict... i’m addicted to recovering drugs!

which camera do i deliver this to
June 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Los Angeles ICE raid near BMO stadium, S Hill at 39th St. Thanks for the heads up, @jessethorn.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Gorgeous, much needed piece.
June 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
new idea for LA:
Instead of open mics, we try out our new unpolished standup bits on the national guard to make them go away
June 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”

Doechii at the #BETAwards
June 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I love LA so so so so much
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those ‘jokes’ could follow you forever.
June 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Lil Wayne is my all-time favorite rapper and a huge part of being a Wayne stan is having to pretend that half of his albums don’t exist
June 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
JD Vance today
June 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the Trump/ Elon drama is like Kendrick vs Drake but if they were both pedophiles
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Didn't get the firefighter job simply because I told them I'm pro-fire. These purity tests are divisive and will get us nowhere
June 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Here’s my review of Mike Flanagan’s stone cold masterpiece The Life of Chuck. The film spoke to me in an incredibly profound way and I may never stop thinking about it. My four star rave is up at Awards Radar:

@mikeflanaganfilm.com
@neon-rated.bsky.social

awardsradar.com/2025/06/02/f...
Film Review: 'The Life of Chuck' is an Absolute Miracle of a Movie and a Masterpiece From Mike Flanagan - Awards Radar
Awards Radar seeks to provide objective, thoughtful, and wide-ranging coverage of the awards season, as well as the entertainment world in general
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June 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think about this every day
May 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
there haven’t been any Banksy pieces since Jimmy Carter died…
May 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
starting a podcast where I force the guests to give me compliments at gunpoint
May 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM